“Instead of saying ‘real life,’ we should just call it ‘offline’”
Is real life something other than on the internet? A one-liner was posted by "blank" on Twitter on September 25, 2011: "Instead of saying 'real life' we should just call it…
“Internet flirting is all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket”
"Flirting on the internet: it's all fun and games until someone buys a plane ticket" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "It's all fun and games until someone…
“Internet killed the video star” (“Internet killed the video store”)
"Video Killed the Radio Star" is a song written by Trevor Horn, Geoff Downes and Bruce Woolley in 1978, and was first recorded by Bruce Woolley and The Camera Club. The British group the…
“Internet message boards? I’m all forum”
"Forum" sounds like "for them," and there are jokes. "What do you guys think of message boards? ....I'm all forum" was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 25,…
“Internet: It doesn’t make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others”
"Internet: It doesn't make you stupid, it just makes your stupidity more accessible to others" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Strange BeaverMotivational…
“Internet. It can censor everything about conspiracy theories, but can’t get rid of child porn”
Many people have wondered how the internet can censor certain things (such as information about vaccine safety), but how child pornography still exists. "Internet. It can censor everything…
“Is Betteridge’s law of headlines correct?” (headline joke)
“If there is a question in a headline, the answer is always no” is a journalism adage. British technology journalist Ian Betteridge mentioned the adage in 2009, and it has often been called…
“Is Google a woman? Because it won’t let you finish without coming up with other suggestions”
Is the search engine Google a woman? Many images have been made suggesting this. "I also reason that Google is a woman; its just as unpredicatable" was posted on Twitter on May 22, 2009.…
“Is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?”
People never seem to look up from their phones. "Before you get married ask yourself: is this the person you want to watch stare at their phone the rest of your life?" is a jocular line…
“Isn’t it weird how the internet cannot eliminate child pornography, but can censor facts”
Many people have wondered how the internet can censor certain things (such as information about vaccine safety), but how child pornography still exists. "Internet. It can censor everything…
“It helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny little elf in your phone who’s trying so hard to be helpful but is in fact quite drunk”
Autocorrect tries to be helpful, but often gets things very wrong. This was posted on X/Twitter by Michael Marshall Smith on November 11, 2018: "It helps if you imagine autocorrect as a tiny…
“It may not be PC to say this, but I like Apple products”
"PC" can stand for "politically correct" or "personal computer." "It may not be PC to say this but I like Apple products" is a joke that was posted on…
“It might be called social media, but all I do is share memes and ignore people”
"Social media" is not always social. "It might be called social media but all I do is share memes and ignore people" was posted on Facebook by Premium Vibes on January 7, 2021.…
“It Shines For All” (New York Sun)
The New York Sun newspaper was published from 1833-1952. A new newspaper began in 2002 using the same name and famous slogan: "It Shines For All." The slogan was supposedly first used in…
“It’s a great day to curl up with a book, then ignore it because, ya know, the internet”
"Everyday is a great day to curl up with a really good book and then completely ignore it because, ya know, the Internet" is a saying that has been printed on several images. "Sunday…
“It’s almost time for bed, so I guess I’ll just check Facebook, Twitter, Instagram…”
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
“It’s almost time for bed, so I guess I’ll just check my email, Etsy, Instagram, Facebook…”
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
“It’s almost time for bed, so I guess I’ll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook…”
"It's almost time for bed, so I guess I'll just check my email, Pinterest, Instagram, Facebook, and watch one full season of a tv show on Netflix real quick" is a jocular saying…
“It’s been brought to my attention that I have offended some of you. I apologize…”
"It's been brought to my attention that I have offended some of you. I apologize, I meant to offend all of you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“It’s Black Friday to many of you. To me, it’s unsubscribe from this email list I never knew I was on Friday”
Many people are bombarded with Black Friday emails, many from companies they have never even heard of. Black Friday is the time to unsbuscribe. "It's Black Friday to many of you. To me,…