“I hate when you make a typo in your post and the whole thing is urined”
"Ruined" is just one typo away from "urined." "Typos are funny. Swap two letters and the whole thing is urined" was posted on Twitter by Senuri on July 13, 2015.…
“I have a love hat relationship with autocorrect”
"I have a love hat relationship with auto-correct...." -- a pun on "love-hate relationship" -- was posted on Twitter by John Daugherty on August 7, 2011. "I have a love hat…
“I have a smart phone with a dumb battery”
"I have a smart phone with a dumb battery" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Smart phone has a dumb battery" was posted on Twitter on April 17,…
“I have to plug my phone into the charger so much I basically have a landline again”
"I have to plug my phone into the charger so much throughout the day that I basically have a landline again" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I have to plug my…
“I haven’t been able to enjoy Charlie Brown, Lucy, Linus or Snoopy since my PEANUTS allergy”
Peanuts is a syndicated comic strip that was published from 1950 to 2000. Some Peanuts television holiday specials featured the Charlie Brown and Snoopy characters. Peanuts has nothing to do with a…
“I hear proofreading is being abolished. Is nothing scared?”
"I hear proofreading is being abolished. Is nothing scared?" -- "sacred" is purposely misspelled -- is a joke that has been printed on many images. "I hear proofreading is…
“I hope the guy who invented Autocorrect burns in hello!”
Autocorrect often makes mistakes. "Burn in hello auto correct!" was posted on Twitter on September 19, 2010. "I hope the inventor of auto-correct barns in hello" was posted on…
“I just blocked someone for correcting my grammar and it feelded good”
"I just blocked someone (on my page) for correcting my grammar and it feeled/feelded/feeleded/felt good" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I just blocked…
“I just blocked someone for correcting my grammar and it felt good”
"I just blocked someone (on my page) for correcting my grammar and it feeled/feelded/feeleded/felt good" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I just blocked…
“I just blocked someone on my page for correcting my grammar and it feeled good”
"I just blocked someone (on my page) for correcting my grammar and it feeled/feelded/feeleded/felt good" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I just blocked…
“I just blocked someone on my page for correcting my grammar and it feeleded good”
"I just blocked someone (on my page) for correcting my grammar and it feeled/feelded/feeleded/felt good" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I just blocked…
“I just laugh stuff off cause prison don’t cook the food I like”
"I just laugh stuff off🤣 cause prison don’t cook the food I like" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, if the speaker were to real true thoughts on social…
“I just received a ‘Save the Date’ message. I didn’t even know they were an endangered fruit?”
"'Save the date!' It turns out that this admonition is not, as might reasonably be supposed, a charity solicitation on behalf of an endangered fruit" was printed in the Chicago…
“I just saved a ton of money on Christmas presents by discussing politics on Facebook”
“Never talk about religion or politics” is a popular etiquette rule for family gatherings, such as Thanksgiving or Christmas. “Be sure to bring up politics at Thanksgiving this year to save…
“I just switched my phone to airplane mode and a small child appeared and started kicking me”
"Airplane mode” for a phone or a computer (or similar electronic device) suspends radio-frequency signal transmission by the device, and was originally intended for safe air travel.…
“I keep hitting the space bar, but I’m still on Earth”
"I keep hitting/pressing the space bar, but I'm still on earth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "i got a text last night that said 'madison. there…
“I keep pressing the space bar, but I’m still on Earth”
"I keep hitting/pressing the space bar, but I'm still on earth" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "i got a text last night that said 'madison. there…
“I keep seeing printers, scanners and webcams out of the corner of my eye. It’s my peripheral vision”
Peripheral vision has nothing to do with computer peripheral devices, but there are jokes. "Out of the corner of my eye, I can see a webcam and printer. It's my peripheral vision.…
“I know Facebook has never caused the lame to walk, but it sure has caused the dumb to speak”
"The people were amazed when they saw the mute speaking, the crippled made well, the lame walking and the blind seeing. And they praised the God of Israel" is from Matthew 15:31.There are…
“I know HTML (How To Meet Ladies)”
"HTML" usually stands for "Hypertext Markup Language," the standard markup language for creating web pages. A backronym (back acronym) joke has been printed on many images:…