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January 26, 2018
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“What’s a vampire’s least favorite newspaper(s)?”/“The Sun and The Mirror.”

Both London and New York City either have or had newspapers called The Mirror and The Sun. A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed‏ on March 24, 2012: "Whats a Vampires least…

July 16, 2019
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“What’s a web developer’s favorite tea?”/“URL Grey.”

Many people pronounce "URL" as "Earl," leading to puns about "URL Grey tea." "URL grey?" was posted on the newsgroup alt.devilbunnies on November 24, 1999.…

December 13, 2008
Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet

“What’s black and white and read all over?” (newspaper riddle)

"What's black and white and re(a)d all over?" The newspaper riddle has been cited in print from at least 1824. WikiAnswersQ: What is black and white and read all over?In: Jokes and…

April 28, 2021
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“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“A blushing zebra.”

“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…

April 28, 2021
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“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“A sunburned zebra.”

“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…

April 28, 2021
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“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“An embarrassed zebra.”

“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…

February 20, 2017
Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet

“What’s the biggest lie on the internet?”/“I have read and agree to the terms of use.”

There are many "big lies" that have been told over the internet. A popular joke is: Q: What's the biggest lie on the internet?A: I have read and agree to the terms of use. Few people…

January 13, 2018
Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet

“What’s the derivative of Amazon?”/“Amazon Prime.”

Amazon Prime is a paid subscription service offered by Amazon.com. It has nothing to do with prime numbers, but there have been several jokes. "What's the derivative of Amazon prime?…

April 20, 2015
Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet

“What’s the scoop?”

Newspapers began to have "scoops" (exclusive pieces of information) in the 1870s and 1880s. The question "What's the scoop?" -- "What's news?" or…

November 4, 2017
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“When a computer overheats, it freezes”

"I find it ironic that when a computer overheats it 'freezes'" is a seemingly contradictory observation that was posted on Twitter on April 13, 2010. "Its funny how when a…

September 27, 2025
Media/Newspapers/Magazines/InternetWork/Businesses

“When a hot person at work emails me I’m like this email could have been a meeting”

Many employees who are dragged into a meeting by a boss later lament that "this meeting could have been an email." Sometimes, however, people desire a meeting over an email, especially so…

December 20, 2013
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“When an old man dies, a library burns to the ground” (proverb)

Amadou Hampâté Bâ (1901-1991), a Malian writer and ethnologist, is credited for saying before UNESCO in 1960: "En Afrique, quand un vieillard meurt, c’est une bibliothèque qui…

June 7, 2021
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“When computers ask ‘Are you a robot?’ they might just be trying to find their family”

Computers often query users, "Are you a robot?" "When computers ask 'are you a robot' they might just be trying to find their family..." was posted on Reddit --…

April 26, 2018
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“When doesn’t a telephone work underwater?”/“When it’s wringing wet.”

Cell phones often don't work when they get wet. A telephone riddle is: Q: When doesn't a telephone work underwater?A: When it's wringing wet. The…

April 25, 2022
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“When I was a kid, my social network was called ‘outside’”

"When I was a kid, my social network was called 'outside'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "back in the day, a social network was called a front…

September 20, 2022
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“When I was a kid, there was no Internet. So people would walk miles to call me an asshole”

"When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a/an asshole/bastard/bitch/cunt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The internet…

September 20, 2022
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“When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk miles to call me a bastard”

"When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a/an asshole/bastard/bitch/cunt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The internet…

September 20, 2022
Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet

“When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk miles to call me a bitch”

"When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a/an asshole/bastard/bitch/cunt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The internet…

September 20, 2022
Media/Newspapers/Magazines/Internet

“When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk miles to call me a cunt”

"When I was a kid, there was no Internet. Sometimes people would walk for miles to call me a/an asshole/bastard/bitch/cunt" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The internet…

December 29, 2021
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“When seeing is believing, those who program what we see can influence what we believe”

"When seeing is believing, those who program what we see can influence what we believe" is a saying that has been printed on many images. An image was posted on Facebook on February 21,…

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