“What language is most commonly used in programming?”/“Profanity.”
A "Troutman Postulate" of computer programming was published in 1980: "5. PROFANITY IS THE ONE LANGUAGE ALL PROGRAMMERS KNOW BEST." The wording is often slightly changed into a…
“What newspaper do cows read?”/“The Daily Moos.”
The Daily News (New York, NY) has a cow riddle: Q: What newspaper do cows read?A: The Daily Moos. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1979. “What newspaper do cows…
“What newspaper do cows read?”/“The Moo York Times.”
The New York (NY) Times has a cow riddle: Q: What newspaper do cows read?A: The Moo York Times. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2009. The cow riddle was popularized on the American…
“What scares me most is not the fact that our media is lying to us…”
"What scares me most is not the fact that our media is lying to us. It’s the fact that most of you believe them" was posted on Twitter by David B on November 18, 2020. Authorship is…
“What scares me most is not the fact that the media is lying to us…”
"What scares me most is not the fact that our media is lying to us. It’s the fact that most of you believe them" was posted on Twitter by David B on November 18, 2020. Authorship is…
“What screams ‘I’m insecure’?”/“HTTP.”
A programmer joke about "http" and "https" is: Q: What screams "I'm insecure?"A: HTTP. The joke was posted on Reddit -- AskReddit on September 8, 2015. Wikipedia:…
“What sound does a turkey’s cell phone make?”/“WING WING!!”
A popular Thanksgiving riddle is: Q: What sound does a turkey's cell phone make?A: WING WING!! The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2006. Brownielocks -- Thanksgiving Riddles and…
“What surfs the internet and goes, ‘Choo, Choo’?”/“Thomas the Search Engine.”
An internet riddle is: Q: What surfs the internet and goes, "Choo, Choo"?A: Thomas the Search Engine. The pun is on the fictional steam locomotive Thomas the Tank Engine. "Thomas the…
“What type of magazines do cows read?”/“Cattlelogs.”
"Catalogs" sounds like "cattle-logs." "Where might you expect to find a cow's pedigree? -- In a cattle-log" was cited in an 1873 newspaper. "When cows are…
“What was the hackers’ rehabilitation meeting called?”/“Anonymous Anonymous.”
There are many "Anonymous" help groups, like Alcoholics Anonymous. What would a hackers group be called? "What was the hackers' rehabilitation meeting called? Anonymous…
“What’s a Meta for?”
On October 28, 2021, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that the company would be known as Meta, Inc. There were several jokes, such as "What's a Meta for?"…
“What’s a Meta you? Gotta no respect! Wadda you think you do? Ahh shuddup you Facebook!”
On October 28, 2021, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that the company would be known as Meta, Inc. There were several jokes, such as "What's a Meta for?"…
“What’s a Meta?”/“Nothing. What’s a Meta with you?”
On October 28, 2021, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that the company would be known as Meta, Inc. There were several jokes, such as "What's a Meta for?"…
“What’s a pirate’s least favorite letter?” (computer piracy joke)
A sea pirate's favorite letter might be "R." "What's a pirate's least favorite letter?" is the subject of a computer piracy joke. "I think a pirate's…
“What’s a thousand times better than Instagram?”/“Instakilogram.”
Instagram is an American photo and video-sharing social networking service owned by Facebook. "Announcing the newest social photo app: Instakilogram. Literally a thousand times better than…
“What’s a vampire’s least favorite newspaper(s)?”/“The Sun and The Mirror.”
Both London and New York City either have or had newspapers called The Mirror and The Sun. A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia_Feed on March 24, 2012: "Whats a Vampires least…
“What’s a web developer’s favorite tea?”/“URL Grey.”
Many people pronounce "URL" as "Earl," leading to puns about "URL Grey tea." "URL grey?" was posted on the newsgroup alt.devilbunnies on November 24, 1999.…
“What’s black and white and read all over?” (newspaper riddle)
"What's black and white and re(a)d all over?" The newspaper riddle has been cited in print from at least 1824. WikiAnswersQ: What is black and white and read all over?In: Jokes and…
“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“A blushing zebra.”
“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…
“What’s black and white and red all over?”/“A sunburned zebra.”
“What’s black and white and read all over?”/"A newspaper" is a riddle cited in print since at least 1824. There are various different punchlines. Q: What's black and white and…