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September 4, 2022
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“We’re just here to post stuff we find funny. Please know if that offends you, we find that funny”

"We're just here to post shit we find funny. Please know that if that offends you, we find that shit funny also" (or "We're just here to post stuff we find funny. Please…

September 8, 2022
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“We’re just here to tweet stuff we find funny. Please know if that offends, we find that funny”

"We're just here to post shit we find funny. Please know that if that offends you, we find that shit funny also" (or "We're just here to post stuff we find funny. Please…

January 20, 2020
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“Website: We use cookies to improve performance./Me: Same.”

A joke about "cookies" has been printed on several images: Website: We use cookies to improve performance.Me: Same. "Website: we use cookies Me: same" was posted on Twitter by…

March 4, 2021
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“Welcome to Facebook. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”

"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…

February 23, 2020
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“Welcome to Facebook. If you’re not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned”

"Welcome to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter! If you're not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you" is a social media saying that as been printed on several…

July 5, 2025
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“Welcome to social media, ladies:  A married guy pretending he’s in an open marriage will be assigned to you shortly”

Many people on social media aren't who they claim to be. "Welcome to Twitter, ladies: a married guy pretending he’s in an open marriage will be assigned to you shortly" was posted…

March 4, 2021
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“Welcome to social media. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”

"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…

July 5, 2025
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“Welcome to Twitter, ladies: A married guy pretending he’s in an open marriage will be assigned to you shortly”

Many people on social media aren't who they claim to be. "Welcome to Twitter, ladies: a married guy pretending he’s in an open marriage will be assigned to you shortly" was posted…

February 22, 2020
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“Welcome to Twitter! If you’re not already followed by a stalker, one will be assigned to you”

"Welcome to Facebook/Instagram/Twitter! If you're not already friends with a creepy stalker, one will be assigned to you" is a social media saying that as been printed on several…

March 4, 2021
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“Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly”

"Welcome to Twitter. A person who does not understand humor will contact you shortly" was posted on Twitter by John Lyon on January 18, 2020. The saying was immediately understood on…

December 10, 2017
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“Welcome to Twitter. Please stand by, someone will disagree with you shortly”

Twitter is an online news and social networking service; its users have many disagreements. "Welcome to twitter where everyone either has 'someone' to agree/disagree with, or…

May 21, 2022
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“Went to the bathroom without my phone… Just like my ancestors used to do”

Some people cannot be without their phones. "Went to the bathroom without my phone…Just like our ancestors used to do" was posted on Twitter by Amish Super Model on April 12, 2022.…

May 21, 2022
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“Went to the bathroom without my phone… Just like our ancestors used to do”

Some people cannot be without their phones. "Went to the bathroom without my phone…Just like our ancestors used to do" was posted on Twitter by Amish Super Model on April 12, 2022.…

February 2, 2016
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“What did my parents do before the Internet?” (joke)

What did people do before the Internet? A joke was cited on Twitter on March 14, 2012: "I wonder what our parents did for entertainment before mass TV/internet/video games? My 38 brothers and…

July 16, 2016
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“What did one device say to the other?”/“Are you syncing what I’m syncing?”

A tech joke is: Q: What did the iPad say to the iPhone? A: "Are you syncing what I'm syncing?" The pun on "Are you thinking what I'm thinking?" was cited on Twitter on…

October 26, 2017
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“What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?”/“Sorry, you’re not my type.”

A keyboard riddle is: Q: What did one keyboard say to the other keyboard?A: "Sorry, you're not my type." The joke has been cited in print since at least 2002. 23 February 2002, The…

December 28, 2020
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“What did the internet connection say as it went to the toilet?”/“IP.”

Internet Protocol (IP) sounds like "I pee," and, of course, there are jokes. "What Did The Modem Say To The Doctor When He Wasnt Feeling Well?: It hurts when IP" was posted on…

June 14, 2021
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“What did the iPhone eat for breakfast?”/“Siri-al.”

An iPhone riddle was posted on Twitter by DJ Dookz on June 2, 2012: Q: What do iPhones eat for breakfast?A: Siri-al. This iPhone riddle was posted on Twitter by du n’importe quoi on February 17,…

May 27, 2021
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“What did the mouse say to the keyboard?”/“You’re just my type.”

A computer mouse riddle is: Q: What did the mouse say to the keyboard?A: You're just my type. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2011. Reddit -- FunnyPosted by u/chompy_jr August…

December 28, 2020
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“What did the router say to the doctor?”/“It hurts when IP.”

Internet Protocol (IP) sounds like "I pee," and, of course, there are jokes. "What Did The Modem Say To The Doctor When He Wasnt Feeling Well?: It hurts when IP" was posted on…

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