“Typos is the Greek god of typing errors”
"Typo" is short for "typographical mistake." The Greek word "typos" means "impression." This is not the name of a Greek god of spelling errors/mistakes, but…
“Ummmm no I don’t watch ‘Instagram Reels.’ I have TikTok. I like to get my brain damage directly from the original source”
Instagram Reels (short videos) is a format that was popularized by TikTok. These short videos can be addicting, but many people believe they are time-wasters. This humorous comment was posted on…
“Unfollowers where are you going? Take me with you”
A joke has it that maybe the unfollowers on social media have the right idea. "Unfollowers whered you go take me with youuuu! 😟" was posted on X/Twitter by emily on April 2, 2013.…
“Unfollowers, take me with you”
A joke has it that maybe the unfollowers on social media have the right idea. "Unfollowers whered you go take me with youuuu! 😟" was posted on X/Twitter by emily on April 2, 2013.…
“Unlocking your phone with facial recognition must suck if you’re a twin”
Many computer systems have facial recognition software, but does the system work for identical twins? Some facial recognition systems claim that twins can be recognized. The issue was discussed…
“Unwritten rule of the internet: If your debating someone, you better have proper grammar…”
"Unwritten rule of the internet: If your debating someone, you better have proper grammar or you can kiss your point goodbye" was posted on Twitter by Quantum® Fiber on October 15, 2021.…
“Waiting for inspiration to write is like standing at the airport waiting for a train”
"Waiting for inspiration to write is like standing at the airport waiting for a train" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "n.o.w._Waiting for inspiration to…
“Wanna know how you can tell when the truth is being told? Facebook blocks it…”
"How can you tell the truth is being told? Well, when Facebook blocks it, Twitter deletes it, Google hides it, Youtube bans it, The Media censor it, And your Government forbids it" (or…
“WARNING: You have been found in violation of a rule we hadn’t made up yet…” (Facebook)
"WARNING: You have been found in violation of a rule we hadn't made up yet. You've been identified as someone trying to make people think for themselves. As a result, we're…
“WARNING: You’ve been identified as someone trying to make people think for themselves…” (FB)
"WARNING: You have been found in violation of a rule we hadn't made up yet. You've been identified as someone trying to make people think for themselves. As a result, we're…
“Waving at the end of every Zoom call like it’s the 1800’s and a big steam ship is leaving the harbor”
Many people wave at the end of a zoom meeting. "is it normal to wave at the end of every zoom class!??" was posted on X/Twitter by Lindlee Moon Meehan on March 30, 2020. "Why do I…
“We are writers, my love. We don’t cry. We bleed on paper”
"We are writers, my love. We don't cry. We bleed on paper" is a saying about writing that has been printed on many images. "'We are writers, my love. We don’t cry. We…
“We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet” (CIA on Twitter, June 6, 2014)
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) joined Twitter in 2014. "We can neither confirm nor deny that this is our first tweet" was posted on X/Twitter by CIA on June 6, 2014. "When the…
“We can no longer call a 30 day ban Facebook jail. It must now be referred to as Metapause”
On October 28, 2021, Facebook founder and CEO Mark Zuckerberg announced that the company would be known as Meta, Inc. "We can no longer call a 30 day ban Facebook jail. It must now be referred…
“We Have News for You” (Daily News headline after 1963 newspaper strike)
The 1962–63 New York City newspaper strike ran 114 days, from December 8, 1962, until March 31, 1963. The Daily News (New York, NY) ran a memorable front page headline after the end of the strike…
“We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we’re not machines”
"We live in an age where we have to prove to machines that we're not machines" is a saying to describe an age of CAPTCHA computer applications. "Living in a world where we have…
“We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually…”
A humorous statement about CAPTCHA was posted on Twitter by Kendra Fortmeyer on March 23, 2021: "We thought it was our ability to love that made us human, but it turns out it was actually our…
“We used to have village idiots, but with the internet, they’ve gone global”
"We used to have village idiots, but with the Internet, they’ve gone global" isa jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The joke was said by the “Crabby…
“We’ll, we’ll, we’ll, if it isn’t autocorrect”
"Well, well, well" is a common interjection. "We'll, we'll, we'll, if it isn;t autocorrect" is a joke that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on…
“We’re just here to post shit we find funny. Please know if that offends you, we find that funny”
"We're just here to post shit we find funny. Please know that if that offends you, we find that shit funny also" (or "We're just here to post stuff we find funny. Please…