“There are two sides to every story—and then there’s the truth”
"There are two sides to every story" is a very old proverb; the Greek writer Aesop (620-564 BCE) in the fable "The Mule" wrote that "every truth has two sides." For an…
“There are two typos of people in the world. Those who always notice spelling mistakes, and those who don’t”
"There are two typos of people" is a joke on "there are two types of people" that has been printed on many images. "There are two typos of people in this world--those who…
“There are two typos of people in the world. Those who always notice spelling mistakes, and those who donut”
"There are two typos of people" is a joke on "there are two types of people" that has been printed on many images. "There are two typos of people in this world--those who…
“There are two typos of people in the world. Those who proofread and those who don’t”
"There are two typos of people" is a joke on "there are two types of people" that has been printed on many images. "There are two typos of people in this world--those who…
“There are two typos of people in this world: those who can edit and those who can’t”
"There are two typos of people" is a joke on "there are two types of people" that has been printed on many images. "There are two typos of people in this world--those who…
“There are two ways to write error-free programs; only the third one works”
American computer scientist and Yale University professor Alan Perlis (1922-1990) wrote "Epigrams on Programming" for ACM's SIGNPLAN (September 1982). One popular epigram is:…
“There can be no higher law in journalism than to tell the truth and shame the devil”
Newspaper columnist and author Walter Lippmann (1889-1974) wrote in Liberty and the News (1920): "There can be no higher law in journalism than to tell the truth and shame the devil." The…
“There is a guy stealing iPhones around the town. He is probably going to face time”
FaceTime (a proprietary videotelephony product developed by Apple Inc.) shouldn't be confused with "face time" (jokes), but there are jokes. "There are two guys stealing iPhones…
“There is magic in the air and it’s called WiFi”
"There is magic in the air and it's called (free) WiFi" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "There's magic in the air and it's called Wifi" was…
“There is no truth in news and no news in truth” (Russian Izvestia and Pravda adage)
The Soviet Union had two important propaganda newspapers. Pravda ("truth") was the communist party newspaper and was published between 1912 and 1991. Izvestia ("news") was the…
“There should be a super morose font called tragic sans just to balance things out”
Comic Sans is a sans-serif typeface. The "comic" name seemingly implies other names. "RT @XaiaX: The name “Comic Sans” implies there’s a serif version was posted on X/Twitter…
“There’s a tweet for everything”
Twitter is a popular messaging service, and it's proverbial that "there's a tweet for everything." "I have a tweet for everything!" was posted on Twitter by…
“There’s an app on my phone that makes me look fat. It’s called ‘camera’”
"There's an app on my phone that makes me look fat. It's called 'camera'" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. "OMG! I just found an…
“There’s life outside the internet.”/“Send me the link.”
"There's life without Facebook and Internet? Really? Send me the link" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. A conversation with a friend was posted on Twitter on…
“There’s no bad publicity except an obituary”
One theory about publicity holds that "all publicity is good publicity" and that there is no such thing as bad publicity; the only bad thing is no publicity. Irish writer Brendan Behan…
“There’s no bigger test of patience than typing your email on a TV with the remote”
Many people find it difficult to type using a TV remote, such as entering an email address. "Typing in your email address on the TV is a different type of irritation" was posted on…
“There’s regular crazy and then there’s crazy with an internet connection crazy”
"There's regular crazy and then there's crazy with an internet connection crazy" is a saying that has been printed on an image. The saying was posted on Twitter by Pax Paxochka…
“They don’t want to ban hate speech. They want to ban speech they hate”
"They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate" is a saying that has been said in several forms. "They" is sometimes identified as "the left,"…
“They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate”
"They don’t ban hate speech. They ban speech they hate" is a saying that has been said in several forms. "They" is sometimes identified as "the left,"…
“They should start reporting the number of kids that go missing every day the way they report Covid”
"They should start reporting the number of kids that go missing every day the way they report Covid numbers. Maybe that would get people’s attention" is a saying that has been printed…