“Fight 4 your freedom like you fought 4 toilet paper”
"Fight for your freedom like you fought for toilet paper" (or "Fight 4 your freedom like you fought 4 toilet paper") is a saying that has been printed on many images. At the…
“Fight air pollution. Gag a liberal!”
"Fight air pollution. Gag a liberal!" (or "Stop global whining. Gag a liberal") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "STOP GLOBAL WARMING 'GAG A…
“Fight crime—shoot back”
"Fight crime -- shoot back" is a pro-gun slogan that has been printed on many bumper stickers.The bumper sticker has been printed since at least 1982, when a police chief in Terre Haute,…
“Fight for your freedom like you fought for toilet paper”
"Fight for your freedom like you fought for toilet paper" (or "Fight 4 your freedom like you fought 4 toilet paper") is a saying that has been printed on many images. At the…
“Fighter jet implies the existence of rogue jet, wizard jet and cleric jet”
"'Fighter jet' implies the existence of 'Lover jets'" was posted on Twitter by Severed Sons ❄️ A D&D Podcast on March 14, 2021. "Fighter jets Imply the…
“Fighter jets imply the existence of lover jets”
"'Fighter jet' implies the existence of 'Lover jets'" was posted on Twitter by Severed Sons ❄️ A D&D Podcast on March 14, 2021. "Fighter jets Imply the…
“Fighting for peace is like screwing for virginity”
"Fighting for peace is like screwing/fucking/fornicating/raping for virginity/chastity/love" has been a popular saying since the Vietnam War era of the late 1960s. The saying is sometimes…
“Filibuster, n.: Throwing your wait around”
A filibuster is when a legislator takes the floor and doesn't surrender it, usually in an effort to prevent a vote on a certain proposal. The legislative process must wait until the filibuster…
“Filing my taxes and shaking my head so everyone knows I disagree with it”
Paying taxes is not pleasant, and many people shake their heads -- as if that somehow improves matters, or at least registers a disagreement. "Doing my taxes and shaking my head the whole time…
“Filipino by blood. American by birth. Patriot by choice”
"American by birth. Patriot by choice" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "American by birth, patriot by choice!" was printed in the Albany (OR) Democrat-Herald…
“Fill what’s empty. Empty what’s full. And scratch where it itches”
Alice Roosevelt Longworth (1884-1980), the only daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, said this in an interview with New York fashion newspaper Women's Wear Daily published on May 7, 1970:…
“Finding a mask in your pocket is the new equivalent of finding a fiver”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. Finding a face mask in one's pocket helps that person to enter stores. "Is finding a mask in your…
“Finding a mask in your pocket is the new finding $5 in your pocket”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in many requirements to wear face masks. Finding a face mask in one's pocket helps that person to enter stores. "Is finding a mask in your…
“Firearms imply the existence of eartharms, windarms, and waterarms”
"If regular guns are firearms, squirt guns should be called waterarms" was posted on Twitter by [Cat face]ri-Warui on October 24, 2017. "If guns are firearms, then are squirt guns…
“Firearms…are the American people’s liberty teeth” (George Washington?)
George Washington (1732-1799) is sometimes given credit for a "liberty teeth" quotation supporting the second amendment right to bear arms, but the quotation has been identified as bogus…
“Firefighters probably love blowing out the candles on their birthday”
When firefighters have a brithday and have to blow out the fire (the candles on a birthday cake), do they like this or not? "I bet firefighters are really good at blowing out the candles on…
“Firefighters run into a burning building when everyone else is running out”
An adage about the bravery -- or insanity -- of firefighters is that they run into a burning building when every else is running out. (The adage sometimes says that the "rats and roaches"…
“First get on, then get honor, then get honest”
"A lawyer must first get on, then get honor, and then get honest" is an old legal saying, usually given "anonymous" authorship. The saying has been recorded in print by at least…
“First rule of gun safety: Never let the government take your guns”
"The first rule of gun safety is to never let the government take your guns" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "The first rule of firearm safety is to never…
“First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win”
"First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win" has been attributed to Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi (1869-1948), but there is no evidence that he said it.…