“What’s the opposite of isolate?”/“I so early.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to self-isolate. "Dad: what is the opposite word for isolate Me: doesn’t answer for 5mins Dad: you so early" was posted on Twitter…
“What’s the opposite of isolate?”/“You so early.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many people to self-isolate. "Dad: what is the opposite word for isolate Me: doesn’t answer for 5mins Dad: you so early" was posted on Twitter…
“What’s the Shakespearean way to eliminate bird flu?”/“Murder most fowl.”
"Murder most foul, as in the best it is / But this most foul, strange and unnatural" is a line from William Shakespeare's play Hamlet. This shouldn't be confused with…
“Whatever you allow the government to do to others it will eventually do to you”
"Whatever you allow the government to do to others it will eventually do to you" is a saying that has been printed on several images. For example, if a government labels a person…
“When a bicycle thief goes to jail, it is because he was peddling stolen goods”
"Peddling" is not the same as "pedaling," but there are jokes. "Did you hear about the bicycle thief? He was caught peddling stolen goods!" was posted on Facebook by…
“When a billionaire dies, who inherits their congressmen?”
"When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?" is a political joke that has been printed on many images. The "joke" is that money can buy political influence.…
“When a billionaire dies, who inherits their politicians?”
"When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?" is a political joke that has been printed on many images. The "joke" is that money can buy political influence.…
“When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?”
"When a billionaire dies, who inherits their senators?" is a political joke that has been printed on many images. The "joke" is that money can buy political influence.…
“When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn’t become a king. The palace becomes a circus”
Entry in progress -- BP Twitter🇺🇸🟠 Tom 🟠🇺🇸 (@Recon_0321 GETTR)@TRCreamer'When a clown moves into a palace, he doesn't become a king. The palace becomes a…
“When a diplomat says yes, he means perhaps…”
A popular joke involves a lady and a diplomat. The lady can't say "yes" and the diplomat can't say "no." The joke is from the Berliner Tageblatt and has been cited in…
“When a politician does get an idea he usually gets it wrong”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Don MarquisDonald Robert Perry Marquis (/ˈmɑːrkwɪs/ mar-kwis; July 29, 1878 in Walnut, Illinois – December 29, 1937 in New York City) was a humorist,…
“When all else fails, vote from the rooftops”
"When all else fails, vote from the rooftops" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually with a picture of a rifle. A person is not voting in a voting booth, but is…
“When all is said and done, more is said than done”
"When/After all is said and done, more is said than done" has been credited to football coach Lou Holtz (born 1937), but the expression was known before he was born. The saying is often…
“When any nation mistrusts its citizens with guns it is sending a clear message”
George Washington (1732-1799) is often credited with saying: "When a nation mistrusts its citizens with guns it is it sending a clear message. It no longer trusts its citizens because such a…
“When communists have sex, do they seize the means of reproduction?”
Communists usually seek to control the "means of production," but there are "reproduction" jokes. "Sex communists, seizing the means of reproduction" was posted on…
“When did innocent until proven guilty become sick until proven healthy?”
"Sick until proven healthy" has been used during the Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic and has been compared to "guilty until proven innocent" (the opposite of "innocent…
“When diet is wrong, medicine is of no use. When diet is correct, medicine is of no need”
"When diet is wrong, medicine is of no use. When diet is correct, medicine is of no need" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is almost always credited as…
“When does a lawyer make coffee?”/“When he has sufficient grounds.”
A coffee riddle has been cited in print since at least 1851: Q: When has a man a right to scold his wife about his coffee?A: When he has sufficient grounds. This was made into a lawyer joke by at…
“When elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers”
"When (two) elephants fight, it is the grass that suffers" is an East African proverb, cited in English since at least the 1910s. In the 1960s, Kenyan leader Jomo Kenyatta (1894-1978) and…
“When enough people understand reality, tyrants can literally be ignored out of existence”
"When enough people understand reality, tyrants can literally be ignored out of existence. They can't ever be voted out of existence" is a saying that has been printed on several…