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September 4, 2022
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a drug cartel and the government?” (joke)

A meme became popular during the COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic: (The teacher from the sitcom Welcome Back, Kotter. -- ed.) WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A DRUG CARTEL AND THE GOVERNMENT?(A…

September 24, 2016
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a feminist and a baby?” (joke)

A popular feminist joke is: Q: What's the difference between a feminist and a baby?A: At some point in its life, the baby will stop crying and grow up. The joke was posted on Reddit on July…

September 9, 2022
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a feminist and a gun?”/“A gun has only one trigger.”

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger" is a riddle that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 2, 2016. "What's the difference…

March 13, 2016
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a feminist and a hockey player? (joke)

A popular sexist sports joke is: Q: What's the difference between a feminist and a hockey player?A: A hockey player showers after three periods. The "feminist" in the joke was cited…

September 9, 2022
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a gun and a whiny liberal?”/“A gun has only one trigger.”

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger" is a riddle that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 2, 2016. "What's the difference…

July 13, 2017
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?” (lawyer joke)

A lawyer joke is: Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a boxing referee?A: A boxing referee doesn't get paid more for a longer fight. The joke has been cited in print since at…

March 29, 2013
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?” (lawyer joke)

"What's the difference between a lawyer and a catfish?" runs a popular lawyer joke. "One is a scum-sucking bottom-dweller and the other is a fish." The joke was probably…

February 8, 2021
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a lawyer and a duck?” (lawyer joke)

A lawyer joke was posted on the newsgroup wpg.general on February 3, 2005: Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a duck?A: Occasionally a duck will stick its bill up its ass. Google…

March 28, 2016
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?” (lawyer joke)

One popular lawyer joke is: Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a gigolo?A: A gigolo only screws one person at a time. The joke has been cited in print sine at least 1990. Google…

March 20, 2016
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?”/“The lawyer charges more.”

One popular lawyer joke is: Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a herd of buffalo?A: The lawyer charges more. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1992. Google Groups:…

November 19, 2014
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a lawyer and a trampoline?” (lawyer joke)

"What's the difference between a bassoon and a trampoline? You take off your shoes to jump on a trampoline" is a musician joke that has been cited in print since at least 1992. It…

March 20, 2016
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?” (lawyer joke)

A popular lawyer joke is: Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and a vampire?A: A vampire only sucks blood at night. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1990. Google Groups:…

June 4, 2017
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a lawyer and an onion?”/“You cry when you cut up an onion.”

A popular lawyer joke is: Q: What's the difference between a lawyer and an onion?A: You cry when you cut up an onion. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1991. "What’s the…

September 9, 2022
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a liberal and a gun?”/“A gun has only one trigger.”

"What's the difference between a feminist and a gun? A gun has only one trigger" is a riddle that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on May 2, 2016. "What's the difference…

December 15, 2012
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a minarchist and an anarchist? Six months”

A popular libertarian joke is: "What's the difference between a minarchist and an anarchist? Six months" Minarchists believe in a minimum amount of government, such as the security…

May 30, 2020
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?” (joke)

A popular NSFW riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a pickpocket and a peeping Tom?A: A pickpocket snatches watches (and a peeping Tom watches snatches). People used to have pocket…

January 5, 2015
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a plumber and a politician?” (joke)

"What's the difference between a plumber and a politician?" begins an old joke. "At the end of the day at least the dirt/slime washes off of a plumber." It's not known…

November 16, 2016
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?”/“The letter F.”

A political riddle went viral in November 2016 (around the U.S. presidential election): Q: What's the difference between a politician and a flying pig?A: The letter F. The "lying…

March 29, 2022
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a politician and an onion?” (riddle)

A politician riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a politician and an onion? A: No one sheds a tear when you chop a politician. "What's the difference between a politician and…

March 21, 2016
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“What’s the difference between a tick and a lawyer?” (lawyer joke)

A popular lawyer joke is: Q: What's the difference between a tick and a lawyer? A: The tick drops off when you're dead. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1994. Google Books…

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