“Two Jews, three opinions”
Jews often disagree with other Jews. "Two Jews three opinions" -- that is, if you ask two Jews about something, you';ll get three opinions -- is a popular saying. "Some one has…
“Two nudists were discussing politics. One asks, ‘Have you read Marx?’” (“red marks” joke)
"Have you read Marx?" (author Karl Marx) sounds like "Have you red marks?" A popular joke is: "Two nudists were discussing politics. One asks, 'Have you read…
“Two things are important in politics: The first is money and I can’t remember the second”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Mark HannaMarcus Alonzo Hanna (September 24, 1837 – February 15, 1904), best known as Mark Hanna, was an American industrialist and Republican politician from…
“Two types of people: People who think the government is looking out for their best interest…”
"There are two types of people in this world. People who think the government is looking out for their best interest, and people who think" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“Two wings of the same bird of prey”
It has frequently been said that the Democratic Party (left wing) and the Republican Party (right wing) are "two wings of the same bird of prey." Both parties need campaign money and both…
“Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry”
"Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It has been credited to American statesman,…
“Tyranny is never invincible”
Nearly two million people protested in Hong Kong on June 16, 2019 against an extradition bill to send people from Hong Kong to mainland China for legal proceedings. A large protest sign stated:…
“Tyranny is that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry”
"Tyranny is defined as that which is legal for the government but illegal for the citizenry" is a saying that has been printed on many images. It has been credited to American statesman,…
“Tyrants are not the problem. People obeying tyrants is the only problem”
"Tyrants are not the problem. People obeying tyrants is the only problem. The people have the power and always have" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Tyrants are…
“U.S. Air Force: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“U.S. Army: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“U.S. Army: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"U.S. Army/Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a soldier in the US Army. My job is to defend your ass, not kiss…
“U.S. Navy: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“U.S. Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"U.S. Army/Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a soldier in the US Army. My job is to defend your ass, not kiss…
“Under capitalism, man exploits man; under communism, it is the other way around’’
Both Poland and Russia claim this capitalism/communism joke in 1958. From Journey to Poland and Yugoslavia (1958) by John Kenneth Galbreath: "Do you know the difference between capitalism and…
“Under Communism, I’d be starving too much to have tits this big” (women’s T-shirt saying)
"Under Communism, I'd be starving too much to have tits this big" (women's T-shirt saying) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Under communism…
“Understanding biology is not a phobia”
"Understanding biology is not a phobia" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that recognizing someone's biological sex is not…
“United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and its 50 bitches”
Some people believe that the Federal Reserve bank owns the United States, and that the fifty states are its "bitches." "United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and…
“Unmasked. Unmuzzled. Unvaccinated. Unafraid”
"Unmasked. Unmuzzled. Unvaccinated. Unafraid" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had caused many people to be masked and vaccinated.…
“Unmasked. Untested. Unvaxxed. Unafraid”
"Unmasked. Untested. Unvaxxed. Unafraid" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had caused many people to be masked and vaccinated.…