“U.S. Air Force: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“U.S. Army: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“U.S. Army: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"U.S. Army/Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a soldier in the US Army. My job is to defend your ass, not kiss…
“U.S. Navy: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it”
"Police: My job is to protect your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Saw a shirt yesterday that said: 'Police Officer: My job is to protect…
“U.S. Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it”
"U.S. Army/Navy: Our job is to defend your ass, not kiss it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I am a soldier in the US Army. My job is to defend your ass, not kiss…
“Under capitalism, man exploits man; under communism, it is the other way around’’
Both Poland and Russia claim this capitalism/communism joke in 1958. From Journey to Poland and Yugoslavia (1958) by John Kenneth Galbreath: "Do you know the difference between capitalism and…
“Under Communism, I’d be starving too much to have tits this big” (women’s T-shirt saying)
"Under Communism, I'd be starving too much to have tits this big" (women's T-shirt saying) is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Under communism…
“Understanding biology is not a phobia”
"Understanding biology is not a phobia" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying means that recognizing someone's biological sex is not…
“United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and its 50 bitches”
Some people believe that the Federal Reserve bank owns the United States, and that the fifty states are its "bitches." "United States of America? You mean the Federal Reserve and…
“Unmasked. Unmuzzled. Unvaccinated. Unafraid”
"Unmasked. Unmuzzled. Unvaccinated. Unafraid" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had caused many people to be masked and vaccinated.…
“Unmasked. Untested. Unvaxxed. Unafraid”
"Unmasked. Untested. Unvaxxed. Unafraid" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had caused many people to be masked and vaccinated.…
“Unmasked. Unvaccinated. Unapologetic. Unafraid”
"Unmasked. Unvaccinated. Unapologetic. Unafraid" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic had caused many people to be masked and vaccinated.…
“Unsustainable is the new normal” (“Fiscal crisis is the new normal”)
The United States entered a fiscal crisis in 2007-2008, with both the federal government and most states deeply in debt. In January 2010, Stephen Goldsmith, a professor at the John F. Kennedy…
“Until you work in a hospital, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in this world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Until you work in healthcare, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Until you work in the military, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world”
"Until you work in food or retail, you have no idea the level of stupid that exists in the world" (or "Until you work food or retail, you will never understand the level of stupid…
“Unvaccinated people did their homework early on…”
Some people believed that the unvaccinated during the Covid-19 (coronavirus) pandemic were uneducated, while others stated that the unvaccinated examined the situation early and decided to remain…
“Unvaccinated sperm is the new Bitcoin”
"Unvaccinated/Unvaxxed sperm is the new/next Bitcoin" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The Covid-19 mRNA vaccines contain spike proteins that many believe impair male…
“Unvaccinated sperm is the next Bitcoin”
"Unvaccinated/Unvaxxed sperm is the new/next Bitcoin" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The Covid-19 mRNA vaccines contain spike proteins that many believe impair male…
“Unvaxxed sperm is the new Bitcoin”
"Unvaccinated/Unvaxxed sperm is the new/next Bitcoin" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The Covid-19 mRNA vaccines contain spike proteins that many believe impair male…