“If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they’re the cops”
"If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they're the cops/police" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many meth users suffer from "meth mouth."…
“If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they’re the police”
"If your crystal meth dealer has all of their teeth, they're the cops/police" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many meth users suffer from "meth mouth."…
“If your guns have ugly tattoos, I revoke your right to bare arms”
The Second Amendment "right to bear arms" has nothing to do with "bears" or "bare arms," but there are several tattoo jokes. "Going to the tattoo shop to forfeit…
“If your idea of helping others first requires taking someone’s property…”
"If your idea of helping others first requires taking someone’s property, then isn’t your idea morally bankrupt?" is an anti-government (anti-tax) saying that has been printed on…
“If your voice held no power, they wouldn’t try to silence you”
"If your voice held no power, they wouldn't try to silence you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If your voice held no power, they wouldn't try to silence…
“Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian.”
"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian" has been cited in print since at least 1985, when it was credited to humorist Robert Orben. Another joke…
“Imagine a virus so dangerous that you have to be tested to know if you have it”
"Imagine a virus so dangerous/deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A photo of Rod Serling in a mock opening of the…
“Imagine a virus so deadly that it doesn’t infect those who don’t give a shit”
Many people got tested for COVID-19 (coronavirus), even though they displayed no symptoms of sickness. Government encouraged everyone to get tested, but many people (especially those young and in…
“Imagine a virus so deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it”
"Imagine a virus so dangerous/deadly that you have to be tested to know if you have it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A photo of Rod Serling in a mock opening of the…
“Imagine a war in which the majority of one side didn’t know they were at war…”
"Imagine a war in which the majority of one side didn’t know they were at war, ridiculed those that did, and were blindly obedient to their enemy" (or "Imagine a war, in which the…
“Imagine being on the wrong side of history while it repeats itself. Like failing an open-book test”
It's especially bad to be on the wrong side of history when there are so many historical examples (such as the Spanish Flu of 1918 and the rise of totalitarian government regimes) and history…
“Imagine if you will a war in which the majority of one side didn’t know they were at war…”
"Imagine a war in which the majority of one side didn’t know they were at war, ridiculed those that did, and were blindly obedient to their enemy" (or "Imagine a war, in which the…
“Imagine taking orders from liars, thieves, pedophiles, psychopaths and mass murderers…”
"Imagine taking orders from pedophiles, psychopaths and mass murderers, and thinking you're more virtuous than those who disobey" and "Imagine taking orders from liars, thieves,…
“Imagine taking orders from pedophiles, psychopaths and mass murderers…”
"Imagine taking orders from pedophiles, psychopaths and mass murderers, and thinking you're more virtuous than those who disobey" and "Imagine taking orders from liars, thieves,…
“Imagine thinking genitalia doesn’t indicate gender… then suggesting to cut off genitalia to ‘change’ gender”
"If genitals don't define gender, how does removing them affirm it?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Imagine thinking genitalia doesn't indicate…
“Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery”
"Imitation is the sincerest form of flattery" is a saying by English writer Charles Caleb Colton (1780-1832). "Immigration is the sincerest form of flattery" is a variation that…
“Improvise, adapt and overcome” (Marine Corps motto)
"Improvise, adapt, (and) overcome" has become an unofficial motto of the United States Marine Corps and has also been used in business and in government. Clint Eastwood said these lines…
“In 1775, they tried to take our guns. We shot them”
"In 1775, they tried to take our guns. We shot them" is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. The saying implies that Americans in the Revolutionary War would be against…
“In a democracy, your vote counts; in feudalism, your count votes”
"In a democracy, it's your vote that counts; in feudalism, it's your count that votes" (or, "In a democracy, your vote counts; in feudalism, your count votes") has…
“In a time of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act”
"In a time/state of universal deceit, telling the truth is a revolutionary act" is a statement often attributed to author George Orwell (1903-1950). The saying doesn't appear in his…