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March 19, 2023
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“If you are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking”

"If you are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking" and "If you're still confused about gender, try milking a bull and you'll…

January 3, 2022
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you are willing to abandon your principles for convenience, or social acceptability…”

"If you are willing to abandon your principles for convenience, or social acceptability, they are not your principles, they are your costume" is a saying that has been printed on many…

February 27, 2015
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you attack the establishment long enough, they make you a member”

American humorist Art Buchwald (1925-2007) often poked fun at the Washington establishment in his newspaper column in the Washington (DC) Post, "If you attack the establishment long enough and…

March 12, 2024
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you behaved like your government, you’d be arrested”

"If you behaved like your government, you'd be arrested" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The speaker believes that the government behaves badly. “@starlightcrow:…

June 2, 2016
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“If you believe in 12.5% of the Bible you’re an eighth theist”

"Eighth theist" and "eight theist" are puns for "atheist." "Eighth-Theist (n.) - Someone who only believes in God 12-1/2% of the time" was cited on Twitter…

November 19, 2010
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can read this, thank a teacher; If you’re reading this in English, thank a soldier”

"If you can read this, thank a teacher; If you're reading this in English, thank a soldier" is a patriotic bumper sticker saying that dates to at least December 2001. The origin of…

December 14, 2021
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can see through the illusion, then you are part of the solution”

"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…

December 15, 2021
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can see through the illusion, then you are the solution”

"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…

December 15, 2021
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can see through the illusion, you are part of the solution”

"If you can see through the illusion, (then) you are part of the solution" and "If you can see through the illusion. then you are the solution" are sayings that have been…

April 22, 2020
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“If you can smell their fart, you’re not far enough apart” (social distancing)

The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic brought on social distancing suggestions. "If you can smell their fart, you're not far enough apart" is a message that was posted on a board of the…

September 27, 2021
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can’t change your mind, then you’re not using it”

"If you can't change your mind, (then) you're not using it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you can't change your mind - Then you're not…

September 27, 2021
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can’t change your mind, you’re not using it”

"If you can't change your mind, (then) you're not using it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you can't change your mind - Then you're not…

October 15, 2014
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can’t convince them, confuse them”

"If you can't convince them, confuse them" was popularized in 1948 by U.S. President Harry S. Truman (1884-1972), referring to the tactics of the opposition Republican party. Truman…

May 25, 2010
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can’t dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bullshit”

"If you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with B.S. (bullshit)" has been printed on signs and T-shirts since at least the early 1970s. James Boren (1925-2010) and his…

November 18, 2010
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can’t open their minds, open their heads”

Conservative radio and television commentator Glenn Beck posted audio on his blog The Blaze, on November 16, 2010, of a comment at a National Socialist strategy session: "The labor movement…

October 31, 2009
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all”

Entry in progress -- B.P. WikiquoteAlice Roosevelt Longworth (12 February 1884, in New York City, NY - 20 February 1980, in Washington D.C), was the only daughter of Theodore Roosevelt, the 26th…

May 8, 2012
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can’t stand behind our troops, stand in front of them”

"If you can't/don't stand behind our troops, (feel free to) stand in front of them" is a patriotic saying that has been put on gift items such as bumper stickers and T-shirts.…

December 17, 2009
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can’t take their money…and vote against them, you don’t belong in the legislature”

"If you can't take their money, drink their whiskey, screw their women, and vote against 'em anyway, you don't belong in the Legislature" is a quote by Molly Ivins…

July 28, 2024
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“If you can’t tell the difference between delivery and DiGiorno, then you shouldn’t be allowed to vote”

DiGiorno brand frozen pizza advertises, "It's not delivery. It's DiGiorno." Many people, however, believe that no one should be confused between delivery and DiGiorno. "If…

March 12, 2023
Government/Law/Military/Religion /Health

“If you can’t trust people to govern themselves, how can you trust them to govern others?”

"Sometimes it is said that man cannot be trusted with the government of himself. Can he then be trusted with the government of others?" was said by Thomas Jefferson (1743-1826) at his…

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