“I like my women how I like my Covid…” (NSFW joke)
A joke about the coronavirus (COVID-19) was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 12, 2020: "I like my women how I like my covid19 and easily spread." A slightly different version was posted…
“I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this.—Ayn Rand”
"I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this. -- George Orwell" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. English author George Orwell (1903-1950) didn't…
“I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this.—George Orwell”
"I literally wrote a book to warn you guys about this. -- George Orwell" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. English author George Orwell (1903-1950) didn't…
“I live in a free country. I have all the licenses and permits to prove it”
"'I am a free citizen and I have all the licenses and permits to prove it.' http://bit.ly/uBYlt via @addthis" was posted on Twitter by Stephen on June 12, 2009. The point of…
“I love my country, but I fear my government”
"I love my country, but (I) fear my government" is a saying on bumper stickers and T-shirts that dates to at least April 1987. It is not known who originated the saying. Zazzle.comI Love…
“I love my country…but I think we should start seeing other people”
A popular bumper sticker for people with some disagreements with the United States is: "I love my country...but I think we should start seeing other people." The bumper sticker has been…
“I love that the mainstream media position is ‘yes the CIA did bad things in the 50s, 60s…’”
The Central Intelligence Agency (CIA) was not punished for the many secretive and seemingly immoral and unethical things that it did in the 1950s, 1960s and 1970s (such as political assassinations…
“I love to go to Washington—if only to be near my money”
"I love to go to Washington -- if only to be near my money" was said by the comedian and actor Bob Hope (1903-2003) in the late 1940s and was popularized in the Reader's Digest.…
“I may be quarantined, but my boobs have never been freer”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in home quarantines. Many women did not wear bras. "I may be quarantined, but my boobs have never been freer" is a saying that has been printed…
“I may be ugly, but I fuck like the government”
"I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government" (or "I may be ugly, but I fuck like the government") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I may…
“I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government”
"I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government" (or "I may be ugly, but I fuck like the government") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I may…
“I might not be pretty, but I fuck like the government”
"I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government" (or "I may be ugly, but I fuck like the government") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I may…
“I miss being able to raw dog oxygen”
"Raw dog" usually means sexual intercourse without a condom. The 2020 COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in requirements to wear face masks, and "raw dog oxygen" (or…
“I mourn the loss of thousands of precious lives, but I will not rejoice in the death of an enemy”
Martin Luther King, Jr. (1929- 1968) gave the sermon "Loving Your Enemies" in Ebenezer Baptist Church on Sunday morning, August 12, 1962: "The process of returning hate for hate only…
“I never got a job from a poor person”
"I never got a job from a poor man/person" has been a popular conservative saying. The saying means that people who have money are job creators, and that overtaxing them and…
“I never promised you a rose garden”
"I never promised you a rose garden" is a saying that was popularized as the title of a 1964 book by Hannah Green, the pen name of Brooklyn-born author Joanne Greenberg. The novel is…
“I never thought ‘I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 10-foot pole’ would become a national policy”
"I wouldn't touch him/her with a ten-foot pole" was a common expression of avoidance in the United States in the 20th century. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic created social…
“I never thought ‘I wouldn’t touch him/her with a 6-foot pole’ would become a national policy”
"I wouldn't touch him/her with a ten-foot pole" was a common expression of avoidance in the United States in the 20th century. The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic created social…
“I never vote for anybody; I always vote against”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: W. C. FieldsW. C. Fields (29 January 1880 – 25 December 1946), born William Claude Dukenfield, was an American Actor and Comedian. Sourced. I never voted for…
“I once knew a bailiff who moonlighted as a bartender. He served subpoena coladas”
Piña colada (a cocktail) has nothing to do with subpoenas, but there are lawyer jokes. "Am I a lawyer? Lemme see ... I failed my bar exam (added too much rum to the subpoena colada), so the…