“I may be ugly, but I fuck like the government”

“I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government” (or “I may be ugly, but I fuck like the government”) is a saying that has been printed on many images.
       
“I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government. #CAH #TAH” was posted on Twitter by TweetAgainstHumanity on February 3, 2018. “Funny T-shirt,I may not be much to look at,but I fuck like The government” (the saying is shown on a T-shirt) was posted on Twitter by Failzeo on September 4, 2022. Authorship is unknown.
   
“I may be ugly but I fuck like the government” was posted on Twitter by Joshua Pollard on September 5, 2021. “I may be ugly but I fuck like the government” was posted on Twitter by Typhoid86 on August 16, 2022. “I might be ugly but I fuck like the government” was posted on Twitter by randy smith on August 23, 2022.
   
“I might not be pretty but I FUCK like the government” was posted on Etsy on December 4, 2022.
     
“I don’t need sex because the government fucks me every day” is a related saying.
   
   
Twitter
TweetAgainstHumanity
@TweetsAHumanity
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government. #CAH #TAH
4:34 AM · Feb 3, 2018·tweets-against-humanity
 
Twitter
💖— ⒨⒜⒱⒤⒮
@ofhumanitx
//hyde: i might not be much to look at, but i fuck like the government.
4:37 AM · Jul 23, 2018·Twitter for Android
     
Twitter   
Sir John
@Jon_adero
I may not be much to look at,
But i fuck like the government
3:15 AM · Sep 8, 2018·Twitter for Android
 
Facebook
More Crazy Stuff
October 23, 2018 at 12:00 AM ·
(“I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government” is shown on an image.—ed.)
 
Google Books
I May Not Be Much to Look At, But I Fuck Like the Government
Funny Blank Lined Journal - Snarky Black Cover Gift Notebook
By Snarky Coworker Notebook Publishing · 2019
       
Twitter
🇺🇸 Jo3y🇺🇸
@Jo3yVee
😂🤣😂 I fuck like the Government
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
I MAY NOT BE MUCH
TO LOOK AT BUT I
FUCK LIKE THE
GOVERNMENT
6:18 PM · Dec 22, 2020
 
Twitter 
reactions
@reactjpg
sign that says I may not be much to look at but I fuck like the government
(The following text is shown on a sign.—ed.)
I MAY NOT BE MUCH
TO LOOK AT BUT I
FUCK LIKE THE
GOVERNMENT
1:58 AM · Dec 28, 2020
     
Twitter
Joshua Pollard
@JoshuaPollard
I may be ugly but I fuck like the government
Quote Tweet
Miss Steak
@IntelligntSteak
·
Sep 4, 2021
Some of y’all just don’t want to admit that you’re too ugly to not be anonymous
1:43 AM · Sep 5, 2021
 
Twitter
Lexi
@idroptweetshere
I may not be much to look at, but I fuck like the government
4:35 PM · Feb 7, 2022·Twitter for Android
 
Twitter
Ngugi_jw_
@WANJI_Raw_
Me:I have good flirting skills
My flirting skills:
  I may not be much to look at but I fuck like the government😌😌
8:46 AM · May 28, 2022·Twitter for Android
 
Reddit—Pickuplines
Posted by u/demon-baal July 3, 2022
I might not look like much. But I fuck like the government 😉
   
Twitter
Typhoid86
@Ty864
Replying to @bonnieclydexoxo
I may be ugly but I fuck like the government.
4:42 PM · Aug 16, 2022
   
Twitter
randy smith
@randy71c
I might be ugly but I fuck like the government..
11:01 AM · Aug 23, 2022
   
Twitter
Nathan
@Nathan4407
Replying to @CorinnaKopf and @Stake
I may be ugly,  but I Fuck like the Government
10:57 PM · Aug 29, 2022
 
Twitter
Failzeo
@failzeo
Replying to @UseLessPeeps and @WatchChad
Funny T-shirt,I may not be much to look at,but I fuck like The government
Black:https://geo-art.creator-spring.com/listing/get-i-may-not-be?product=2
White:https://geo-art.creator-spring.com/listing/buy-i-may-not-be?product=2
(The saying is shown on a T-shirt.—ed.)
7:06 AM · Sep 4, 2022
 
Etsy
AshHomeDecorandMore
might not be pretty but I fuck like the government sticker or magnet; FJB; Fuck the government svg
(“I might not be pretty but I FUCK like the government” is shown on an image.—ed.)
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