“Why did the coffee file a police report?”/“Because it got mugged.”
A coffee riddle -- with a pun on the word "mug" -- was posted on Twitter by River Market on July 24, 2014: Q: Why did the coffee file a police report?A: It got mugged. A slightly…
“Why did the coffee get in trouble?”/“Because it was not tea.”
"Naughty" sounds like "not tea." A coffee riddle is: Q: Why did the coffee get in trouble?A: Because it was not tea (naughty). "Why did coffee get into trouble? Cause it…
“Why did the cook get arrested?”/“He was caught beating an egg.”
A 2011 Cheez-It commercial featured a "not ready" cheese telling this joke to his cheese tester: Q: Why did the cook get arrested?A: He was caught beating an egg. The food joke (which…
“Why did the cookie cry?”/“Because his mother was a wafer so long.”
A popular cookie pun is: Q: Why did the cookie cry?A: Because his mother was a wafer so long (away for so long). "I call my baby 'Nabisco' because he's been a wafer so…
“Why did the cookie go to the doctor?”/“Because he was feeling crummy!”
Cookies have crumbs. A classic cookie joke (cited since at least 1993) is: "Why did the cookie go to the doctor/hospital? Because he felt crummy! Google BooksSee SawBy Anthony JohnNew York,…
“Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
A joke on the song title "Git Along, Little Dogies" is: Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog (dachshund)?A: He wanted to get a long little doggy. The joke applies to buying a dachshund…
“Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog?”/“He wanted to get a long little doggy.”
A joke on the song title "Git Along, Little Dogies" is: Q: Why did the cowboy buy a wiener dog (dachshund)?A: He wanted to get a long little doggy. The joke applies to buying a dachshund…
“Why did the cows return to the marijuana field?”/“It was the pot calling the cattle back.”
A joke on the proverb "the pot calling the kettle black" involves a different "pot" (marijuana). "Why did the cows all return to the marijuana farm? - It was the pot…
“Why did the cranberries turn red?”/“Because they saw the turkey dressing.”
A popular Thanksgiving riddle about turkey and cranberries is: Q: Why did the cranberries turn red?A: Because they saw the turkey dressing? "Do you know why the cranberries were red? -- They…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the plate?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the cranberry sauce cross the table?”/“To get to the other sides.”
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"/"To get to the other side" is a classic riddle from the 19th century. A cranberry sauce version is: Q: Why did the cranberry sauce cross…
“Why did the dog sit in the shade?”/“Because he didn’t want to be a hot dog.”
A hot dog riddle is: Q: Why did the dog sit in the shade?A: Because he didn't want to be a hot dog. The hot dog joke has been cited in print since at least 2001. 6 June 2001, Orlando (FL)…
“Why did the Easter egg hide?”/“He was a little chicken.”
An Easter egg riddle is: Q: Why did the Easter egg hide? A: He was a little chicken. The joke was printed in several newspapers in 2002. 15 March 2002, The Palm Beach Post (West Palm Beach, FL),…
“Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?”/“Because he was pressed for time.”
A coffee riddle has been printed on several images. Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?A: Because he was pressed for time. The joke was posted on Twitter by ALTERRA® Coffee on…
“Why did the farmer plow his field with a steamroller?”/“He wanted mashed potatoes.”
A mashed potatoes riddle is: Q: Why did the farmer plow his field with a steamroller?A: He wanted mashed potatoes. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1968. Google BooksJokes, Puns, and…
“Why did the girl feed money to her cow?”/“Because she wanted to get rich milk.”
A riddle abut "rich milk" was print in a newspaper in 1972: Q: Why did the farmer feed money to his cow? A: He wanted rich milk. The riddle was worded differently in 1997: Q: Why did the…
“Why did the girl get upset about eating indoors?”/“It was no picnic!”
"Eating indoors is no picnic" is a joke on two levels. A "picnic" is eating outdoors, so eating ndoors is "no picnic." Also, a "picnic" can mean an easy…
“Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?”/“To go with the traffic jam.”
A "traffic jam" isn't made of jam, but there's a riddle: Q: Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?A: To go with the traffic jam. The joke was posted on the newsgroup…
“Why did the hipster burn his mouth on his coffee?”/“Because he’s an idiot.”
“How did the hipster burn his tongue?/"He drank his coffee before it was cool" is a popular riddle. There are anti-joke variations. "Why did the hipster burn his tongue? Because…
“Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread?”/“It was a crusty steed.”
A trusty steed shouldn't be confused with a "crusty" steed. A riddle is: Q: Why did the horseman put a saddle on a large loaf of bread? A: It was a crusty steed! A form of the joke…