“What’s the best month to make coffee?”/“Fe-brew-ary.”
Some people put the "brew" in "February" and spell it "febrewary." "October is the great time for brewing ale, we believe, but we should have thought…
“What’s the best pancake topping?”/“More pancakes.”
A pancake riddle is: Q: What's the best pancake topping?A: More pancakes! "Best topping is MORE pancakes" was posted on Twitter on March 8, 2011. "The best topping for pancakes…
“What’s the best thing for a hangover?”/“Drink loads the night before.”
A joke about hangovers is: Q: What's the best thing for a hangover?A: Drink loads the night before. The question really meant how to "cure" a hangover, but the answer provided how to…
“What’s the best thing to eat with jacket potatoes?”/“Button mushrooms.”
A riddle about "jacket" potatoes and "button" mushrooms is: Q: What's the best thing to eat with jacket potatoes?A: Button mushrooms. The joke has been cited in print since…
“What’s the best thing to put into a cake or pie?”/“Your teeth.”
"What is the best thing to put into a cake/pie?" is a classic joke. "Your teeth" is the answer. "What is the best thing to put in pie?" has been cited in print since…
“What’s the best way to eat a hot dog?”/“With relish.”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterFoodies' Night In@FoodiesNiteInQ5. With RELISH... Best way to finish a hot dog? Pickled veg faves? Spicy ethnic spins? Grilled or raw onions? #FNIchat3:24…
“What’s the best way to serve a stack of puncakes?”/“Syruptitiously.”
"Syruptitiously" is a portmanteau of the words "syrup" and "surreptitiously." "Pass the Log Cabin, said Tom syruptitiously" is a Tom Swifty that was posted…
“What’s the best way to stuff a turkey?”/“Take him out for pizza and ice cream!”
A riddle about stuffing a turkey is: Q: What's the best way to stuff a turkey?A: Take him out for pizza and ice cream! The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2001. Google…
“What’s the coldest vegetable?”/“Arctichoke.”
What's the coldest vegetable? A cucumbrrr? Brrroccoli? A chili (chilly) pepper? Iceberg lettuce? An arctichoke? "Broccoli is probably the coldest vegetable out there" was posted on…
“What’s the coldest vegetable?”/“Brrroccoli.”
What's the coldest vegetable? A cucumbrrr? Brrroccoli? A chili (chilly) pepper? Iceberg lettuce? An arctichoke? "Broccoli is probably the coldest vegetable out there" was posted on…
“What’s the coldest vegetable?”/“Chili pepper.”
What's the coldest vegetable? A cucumbrrr? Brrroccoli? A chili (chilly) pepper? Iceberg lettuce? An arctichoke? "Broccoli is probably the coldest vegetable out there" was posted on…
“What’s the coldest vegetable?”/“Chilly pepper.”
What's the coldest vegetable? A cucumbrrr? Brrroccoli? A chili (chilly) pepper? Iceberg lettuce? An arctichoke? "Broccoli is probably the coldest vegetable out there" was posted on…
“What’s the coldest vegetable?”/“Cucumbrrr.”
What's the coldest vegetable? A cucumbrrr? Brrroccoli? A chili (chilly) pepper? Iceberg lettuce? An arctichoke? "Broccoli is probably the coldest vegetable out there" was posted on…
“What’s the coldest vegetable?”/“Iceberg lettuce.”
What's the coldest vegetable? A cucumbrrr? Brrroccoli? A chili (chilly) pepper? Iceberg lettuce? An arctichoke? "Broccoli is probably the coldest vegetable out there" was posted on…
“What’s the coolest vegetable?”/“A rad-ish.”
A radish is not necessarily "rad" (as in "radical"), but there's a riddle: Q: What's the coolest vegetable?A: A rad-ish. The joke has been cited in print since at…
“What’s the damage?” (cost of the meal)
"What's the damage?" means "What's the cost (of the meal)?" The question is often said to a waiter, who then presents the bill. The phrase is also said by a diner to…
“What’s the devil’s favorite spice?”/“SINnamon.”
There is no "sin" in "cinnamon," but there are jokes and riddles. "Sinnamon is the devil's spice" was posted on Twitter by M@ on August 10, 2013.…
“What’s the difference between a bad dog and a hot dog?” (riddle)
“The noblest of all dogs is the hot dog; it feeds the hand that bites it” is a saying from the 1930s. "What is the difference between a dog with rabies and a hot dog? One bites the hand…
“What’s the difference between a candle and a curry?”/“A candle only burns at one end.”
A curry riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a candle and a curry?A: A candle only burns at one end. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1997. 23 July 1997, The Mirror…
“What’s the difference between a dog and a fox?”/“About five drinks.”
In sex slang, a "dog" is an unattractive woman and a "fox" is an attractive woman. A riddle is: Q: What's the difference between a dog and a fox?A: About five drinks. The…