“Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I’m at work. I haven’t touched a job since”

Some people swear they will never drink at work again, and then stop drinking. A joke has this the opposite way.
 
“Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I’m at work. I haven’t touched a job since” was posted on Reddit—Jokes on January 2, 2020. “Ten years ago I swore I’d never drink at work again. Haven’t touched a job since” was posted on Facebook by Gary Leathers on January 10, 2026.
 
 
Reddit—Jokes
trollelelogram—January 2, 2020
Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I’m at work.
I haven’t touched a job since
 
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I’m at work.
I haven’t touched a job since.
5:53 PM · Jan 2, 2020
 
Reddit—Dadjokes
VERBERD—November 15, 2020
10 years ago I promised to myself not to touch a drop of drink while I’m at work.
I haven’t touched a job since.
 
Reddit—Jokes
47755778—November 27, 2021
Its almost ten years since I stopped drinking in work.
I haven’t touched a job since
 
X/Twitter
Stephen G Scullion
@stevescullion
Ten years ago I swore I would give up drinking whilst I’m at work.
I haven’t touched a job since!
4:26 PM · Jan 4, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Tim Waddy
@Waddy1
Ten years ago my cousin swore he would give up drinking whilst he’s at work.
And he hasn’t touched a job since.
8:42 AM · Apr 16, 2024
 
X/Twitter
Paul Macken
@PHMacken
Twelve years ago my cousin swore he would give up drinking whilst he’s at work.
And he hasn’t touched a job since…
8:00 PM · Apr 15, 2025
 
Facebook
Gary Shaw
April 17, 2025 at 1:03 PM ·
Ten years ago my mate swore he would give up drinking whilst he’s at work.
And he hasn’t touched a job since.
 
SuperGallery.com—Jokes
Ten years ago I swore I’d never drink at work again.
Haven’t touched a job since.
Stallion 🥉 🥉 🥉 (278) · 10-01-2026 1459
 
Facebook
Gary Leathers
January 10, 2026 at 11:14 AM ·
Ten years ago I swore I’d never drink at work again.
Haven’t touched a job since.
 
X/Twitter
Essejoker 35
@essejoker29
Ten years ago I swore I’d never drink at work again.
Haven’t touched a job since.
4:36 PM · Jan 10, 2026
 
X/Twitter
Bob Kostic
@causticbob
Ten years ago I swore I’d never drink at work again. 
Haven’t touched a job since.
7:17 PM · Jan 10, 2026