“What did the young pancake say to the old one?”/“I don’t like your flip side.”
A pancake riddle is: Q: What did the young pancake say to the old burnt pancake? A: I don't like your flip side. The joke was posted on Twitter on August 22, 2009.…
“What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?”/“Tweetie Pie.”
Tweety (or "Tweety Pie") is an animated fictional yellow canary and not an actual pie, but there is a riddle: Q. What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish? A. Tweetie…
“What dinosaur loves pancakes?”/“A tri-syrup-tops.”
A dinosaur riddle is: Q: What dinosaur loves pancakes?A: A tri-syrup-tops. The pancake joke was posted on the newsgroup alt.ozdebate.jokes on October 18, 1999. Wikipedia: TriceratopsTriceratops is…
“What disease did ‘cured ham’ actually have?” (joke)
"What disease did 'cured ham' actually have?" is a one-liner listed in many joke collections. A ham is "cured" with salt and nitrates to prevent the growth of…
“What do baby mathematicians drink?”/“Formula.”
A math riddle was posted on Twitter by Chad Topaz on October 6, 2020: Q: What do baby mathematicians drink?A: Formula. “What do you feed a baby parabola?"/"Quadratic formula" is an…
“What do birds give out on Halloween?”/“Tweets.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“What do birds give to trick-or-treaters?”/“Tweets.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“What do birds say on Halloween?”/“Trick or tweet.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“What do birds say on Halloween?”/“Twick or tweet.”
"Tweets" is how Elmer Fudd (the cartoon archenemy of Bugs Bunny, whom he calls a "wabbit") might pronounce the word "treats." There are several "trick or…
“What do call something that is average at making egg whites?”/“A medi-yolker.”
"Medi-yolker" sounds like an egg version of the word "mediocre." "These eggs are medi-yolker at but omelet it slide for now because I am hungry" was posted on Twitter…
“What do camels eat to help them fall asleep?”/“Camel meals.”
"Chamomile" tea sounds like "camel meal." "Enjoying some Camel-meal tea (lol)" was posted on Twitter by "centralian shop" on May 9, 2009. "hahaha did…
“What do Canadians say when they see a large amount of coffee?”/“That’s a lot, eh.”
A Canadian saying "a lot, eh" can sound like "a latte." "Ordering mass quantities of coffee must be hard for Canadians: 'Could I get a lot, eh?'" was posted…
“What do cannibals eat for breakfast?”/“Buttered host.”
A cannibal breakfast riddle is: Q: What do cannibals have for breakfast?A: Buttered host. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1992. Google Groups: rec.humorCannibal jokes! Was: Re: Can…
“What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?”/“Men toes.”
A riddle about Mentos (scotch mints) is: Q: What do cannibals eat to freshen their breath?A: Men toes. The joke has been cited in print since 2014 and is of unknown authorship. Wikipedia:…
“What do cannibals put in their soup?”/“Ramen.”
"Ramen" noodles sounds like "raw men." A cannibal joke was posted on Twitter on June 30, 2011: Q: What do Asian cannibals eat??A: Ramen. Soup is often included in the joke.…
“What do cloves use for money?”/“Garlic bread.”
"Bread" is slang for "money." A riddle is: Q: What do cloves use for money?A: Garlic bread. The riddle was posted on Twitter by Ujwal on February 17, 2013.…
“What do clowns eat for breakfast?”/“Amuesli.”
"What do comedians eat for breakfast? Amuseli" was posted on Twitter by Amy Charlotte Kean on March 14, 2012. ("Muesli" or "museli" is a cold oatmeal dish, but this…
“What do comedians eat for breakfast?”/“Amuseli.”
"What do comedians eat for breakfast? Amuseli" was posted on Twitter by Amy Charlotte Kean on March 14, 2012. ("Muesli" or "museli" is a cold oatmeal dish, but this…
“What do comedians eat for breakfast?”/“Corny flakes.”
"What do comedians eat for breakfast? Amuseli" was posted on Twitter by Amy Charlotte Kean on March 14, 2012. ("Muesli" or "museli" is a cold oatmeal dish, but this…
“What do cows eat for breakfast?”/“Moosli.”
A cow riddle is: Q: What do cows eat for breakfast?A: Moosli." The "moosli" joke (moo + muesli) has been cited in print since at least 2001. Wikipedia: MuesliMuesli (/ˈmjuːzli/ or…