Choux pastry has had many "choux is on the other foot" puns. "Accidentally stepped on a chocolate eclair someone had dropped. The cream squirted onto my left trainer and the choux…
Why are they called "deviled eggs"? "they're called 'deviled eggs' cause the devil makes you eat twenty-five of em" is a joke that was posted on Facebook by…
There are no inches in the word "enchilada," but there are jokes about a "centimeterlada" or "centimeterilada." "Is this an enchilada or a centimeterlada?"…
Cantonese cuisine (from the Guangdong Province in southern China) has been joked about by northern Chinese for the Cantonese variety that seemingly includes every living thing. The French writer…
"Thyme," an herb, has had many puns with the word "time." A book titled It's About Thyme: An Herb Manual and Cookbook of Herb and Non-Herb Recipes was published in 1988.…
"I’m going to order a meat based salad next time they offer plant based burgers" was posted on Twitter by Jeep Cherokee on July 24, 2019. "There’s lots of plant based burger and…
“Boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy gets girl” is a classic drama plot. "BOIL MEETS GRILL" was printed in the San Francisco (CA) Examiner on February 14, 2007. "They met in…
A golf joke was posted on X/Twitter by Dan Carney on June 17, 2023, and received about 10,000 likes: "They need to build golf courses for people who aren’t that into golf but just want to…
Rage Against the Machine is an American rock band from Los Angeles, California. "They never told me which machine so I’ve been raging against toasters is that right" is a joke that was…
"They said I could be anything, so I decided to be caffeinated" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "They said I could be anything, so I decided to be…
A banana a day can help the colon. However, one should eat the banana -- and not attempt to directly insert it into the colon. "Maxwell said a banana a day is good for keeping your colon…
"They say (beef) cows are bad for the environment, but all they do is eat plants & fart. Kinda like vegans/vegetarians" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
"They say (beef) cows are bad for the environment, but all they do is eat plants & fart. Kinda like vegans/vegetarians" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
Marijuana is sometimes called a "gateway drug," leading to other things. Many people have pointed out that marijuana causes the munchies, so the only "gateway" is to the…
"Never go shopping when you're hungry" is a common saying. A humorous variation was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on December 6, 2016: "They say never go food shopping when…
"They say one glass of wine a day is good for you. They never said how many times to fill it" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images. "They say 1 glass of wine a…
"Japanese guy convinced me that rice is good for my sex. I gotta stop eating minute rice. From now own am only eating long grain" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Ðêrêk on…
"Japanese guy convinced me that rice is good for my sex. I gotta stop eating minute rice. From now own am only eating long grain" is a joke that was posted on Twitter by Ðêrêk on…
"They say the meaning of life can be found in a bottle of wine. I haven't found that bottle yet, but I'm enjoying the search" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many…
Jean Anthelme Brillat-Savarin (1755-1826), in the book Physiologie du Gout (1825), wrote "Tell me what you eat, and I shall tell you what you are," often interpreted as "you are what…