“There’s only one thing better than a glass of wine. Two glasses of wine”
"There is only one thing better than a glass of wine. A bottle" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "After a busy day, there's only one thing better than a…
“There’s plenty of room for all God’s creatures—right next to the mashed potatoes”
"There's plenty of room for all God's creatures -- right next to the mashed potatoes" has been an advertisement for the Saskatoon Restaurant in Greenville, SC, since at least…
“There’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a burrito”
"There's something missing in my life and I don't know if it's a person, a puppy, or just a burrito/pizza" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I feel…
“There’s something missing in my life and I don’t know if it’s a person, a puppy, or just a pizza”
"There's something missing in my life and I don't know if it's a person, a puppy, or just a burrito/pizza" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "I feel…
“There’s too much blood in my caffeine system”
"There's too much blood in my caffeine system" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as posters, T-shirts and coffee mugs. The saying has been cited in…
“There’s too much cheese on it…said no one ever”
"That's too much cheese...said no one ever" (also "That has too much cheese on it...said no one ever" and "There's too much cheese on it...said no one ever")…
“There’s too much cheese on this pizza…said no one ever”
"That's too much cheese...said no one ever" (also "That has too much cheese on it...said no one ever" and "There's too much cheese on it...said no one ever")…
“There’s turkey ham, turkey bologna, turkey pastrami…”
American stand-up comedian Mitch Hedberg (1968-2005) said in his act in 1999, as recorded by Comedy Central: "I hate turkeys. If you stand in the meat section at the grocery store long enough,…
“There’s always that one pistachio that just tastes terrible”
Many people have noticed that in any bag of pistachios, there's always at least one pistachio that tastes absolutely terrible, spoiling the entire eating experience. "Theres always that…
“There’s elbow macaroni, but no knuckle macaroni”
There is "elbow macaroni," but no "knee macaroni" or "knuckle macaroni." "I like elbow macaroni, but I prefer knee macaroni. Or, if I'm not very hungry,…
“There’s no ‘we’ in food”
“There’s no ‘I’ in ‘team‘“ is a popular saying about teamwork and sharing. When it comes to food, however, many people do want to share. Similar sayings include "There's no…
“There’s no better biodegradable spoon than a tortilla chip”
Many people use tortilla chips as spoons for salsa and hummus. These chip "spoons" are environmentally friendly. "chips are just biodegradable spoons for home made hummus" was…
“There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap”
"There’s no better feeling in the world than a warm pizza box on your lap" is a pizza saying that has been printed on many images. The line was said by the character Doug Heffernan…
“There’s no excuse for my behavior, so I’m drinking until I have one”
"There's no excuse for my behavior, so I'm drinking until I have one" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several ecards. "Clearly, there's no excuse…
“There’s nothing a cup of coffee can’t fix. If not, make it two”
"There’s nothing a cup of coffee can’t fix. If not, make it two" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images “There’s nothing a cup of coffee can’t fix. If not, make…
“There’s nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it’s cold. Over ice…”
A Bloody Mary joke was posted on Facebook by Pagan Humor on April 4, 2020: "There's nothing like a little tomato soup to soothe the soul. Even if it's cold. Over ice. With a celery…
“There’s one rule in life and one rule in cooking; when in doubt, add some more wine”
"When in doubt, add/drink more wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on many images. "When in doubt, add more wine" was posted on Twitter by h2orocks4001 on February 28,…
“These fruit delivery trucks are driving me bananas”
"Driving me bananas" usually means "driving me crazy," but some jokes involve literal driving of bananas. "First day running my family fruit and veg delivery service and my…
“These Korean meatballs really are the dogs bollocks”
"Korean meatballs -- they really are the dogs bollocks" is a jocular one-liner that has been printed on many images. English comedian Hugh Dennis said on the British topical, satirical…
“These pretzels are making me thirsty”
"These pretzels are making me thirsty!" is a one-line saying about pretzels that has been printed on many images. The line is a catchphrase from the New York-themed television sitcom…