“Peanut butter is America’s hummus”
Peanut butter (a popular American food) has been compared to hummus (a popular food in the Middle East). "peanut butter is surely America's hummus" was posted on Twitter by Dan…
“Peanut butter is the American hummus”
Peanut butter (a popular American food) has been compared to hummus (a popular food in the Middle East). "peanut butter is surely America's hummus" was posted on Twitter by Dan…
“Peanuts being legumes, peanut butter is technically bean dip”
Beans and peanuts are both legumes. "'@Fact: Peanuts aren't actually nuts, they're related to the bean family.' So peanut butter is technically bean dip? Arrite" was…
“Peel the sticker off a banana and put it on your forehead”
A banana sticker (such as "Chiquita") is often found on the banana peel. Many people remove this sticker, despite the fact that the banana peel is not eaten. Then, they (especially young…
“Peeling a fruit is like unwrapping a gift from the earth”
A fruit's peel is like gift wrapping. "Peeling fruit is like opening a gift from the Earth" was posted on Reddit -- Highdeas on August 29, 2017. "Peeling a fruit is like…
“Peeps are the candy corn of Easter”
Peeps have been called "the candy corn of Easter." That is to say, like candy corn, it's a food mainly eaten on the holiday (as with candy corn and Halloween) and at no other time,…
“People are fed by the food industry, which pays no attention to health”
American author and farmer Wendell Berry wrote in Sex, Economy, Freedom & Community: Eight Essays (1993): "There is no connection between food and health. People are fed by the food…
“People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside”
"People are like Oreos. The good stuff is on the inside" is a saying that has been printed on many images. A creme filling is on the inside of an Oreo cookie. ":-) RT @Schmoodles:…
“People are like tacos. The good stuff is on the inside”
"People are like tacos. The good stuff is on the inside" has been printed on several images. Tacos often have a hard shell. "Some people are like tacos. They may have a hard outer…
“People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It’s crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar”
"People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It's crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "What would you do for a…
“People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It’s crazy. Anyways I got tacos”
"People are panicking and already trading sex for food. It's crazy. Anyways I got a Klondike bar" is a joke that has been printed on several images. "What would you do for a…
“People can get away with putting out empty candy bowls on Halloween with ‘take one’ signs”
Some people have suggested put out bowls of Halloween candy with a "take one" sign. This eliminates constantly answering the door. Others have suggested putting out empty bowls with the…
“People eat meat and think they will become as strong as an ox, forgetting that the ox eats grass”
"People eat meat and think they will become as strong as an ox, forgetting that the ox eats grass" ("La gente mangia carne e pensa: 'Diventerò forte come un bue'.…
“People go to Weight Watchers to learn their lessens”
"People go to Weight Watchers to learn their lessens" is a pun on "learn their lessons." The dieting joke joke was cited in the newsgroup rec.humor in 1996. Google Groups:…
“People laugh at my car because it’s ugly and green. But at least I avocado”
An "avocado" pun is: "People laugh at my car because it's ugly and green. But at least I avocado (have a car, though)." "He may be small and green, but he does…
“People peel the stickers off of bananas despite the peel not being eaten”
A banana sticker (such as "Chiquita") is often found on the banana peel. Many people remove this sticker, despite the fact that the banana peel is not eaten. Then, they (especially young…
“People say laughter is the best medicine, but I think a big bottle of wine is the way to go”
"Laughter is the best medicine" is a popular proverb. "Laughter is the best medicine. Or wine. It might be wine" is a wine saying that has been printed on several images.…
“People that put ranch on pizza are the same people that clap when a plane lands”
Many Italians consider it to be culinary sacrilege when Americans put ranch dressing on pizza. "People who put ranch on pizza and other Italian centric meals are not people you wanna trust…
“People who cook gravy from scratch think they’re better than everyone else”
Many people don't have the time or the skill to make gravy. "People who cook gravy from scratch think they’re better than everyone else" is a saying that has been printed on many…
“People who don’t drink alcohol, why?”
"People who don't drink alcohol, why?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "People who dont drink alcohol, why?" (shown on an image) was posted on iFunny on…