“Ain’t no sunshine when cheese gone”
"Ain't No Sunshine" (1971) is a song by Bill Withers (1938-2020). The lyric "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone" is joked as ""Ain't no sunshine…
“Aioli have eyes for you”
"Aioli have eyes for you #kitchensongs" was posted on Twitter by Sue on May 24, 2010. The joke is a pun on the famous song "I Only Have Eyes for You" (1934), by composer Harry…
“Aioli is just bougie mayonnaise”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Mayonnaise is disgusting and aioli is just bougie…
“Aioli is just mayo that studied abroad”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
“Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester abroad”
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
“Air fryers are easy bake ovens for adults”
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
“Air fryers are the easy bake ovens many of us never got as children”
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
“Alcohol - Because no good story starts with someone eating a salad”
"Alcohol -- Becasue no good/great story starts with someone eating a salad" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. "ALCOHOL -- Because no good story…
“Alcohol (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together”
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
“Alcohol and calculus don’t mix—never drink and derive”
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix -- never drink and derive" is a humorous saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts. The "never drink and derive" pun…
“Alcohol doesn’t solve any problems…but then again, neither does milk”
"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk" is a jocular one-line saying, often included on websites in a group titled "Dilbert One Liners."…
“Alcohol helps to remove the stress, the tension, the bra, the panties and a host of other problems”
"Alcohol helps to remove the stress, the tension, the bra, the panties and a host of other problems" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
“Alcohol is a good preservative for everything but brains”
"ALCOHOL A liquid good for preserving almost everything except secrets" is a definition in the book The Foolish Dictionary... (1904), written by "Gideon Wurdz" (Charles Wayland…
“Alcohol is bad for my legs.”/ “Do they swell?”/ “No, they spread.”
"Alcohol is bad for my legs."/ "Do they swell?"/ "No, they spread" is a jocular conversation between a man and a woman that has been printed on many images. This was…
“Alcohol is karaoke fuel”
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…
“Alcohol is like a push-up bra for your personality”
"Alcohol is like a push-up bra for your personality" -- that is, alcohol makes you more interesting to others -- is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on…
“Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is ‘What is C2H5OH?’”
Ethanol (drinking alcohol) can be represented as C2H5OH. A joke is: "Alcohol is never the answer, unless the question is 'What is C2H5OH?'" The jocular one-line saying was…
“Alcohol is not the answer; it just makes you forget the question”
"Alcohol is not the answer; it jsut makes you forget the question" is a saying that has been printed on several gift items, such as T-shirts, buttons and posters. The saying has been…
“Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop”
"Alcohol is the liquid version of Photoshop" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted by Adam Hunter on Twitter on September 10, 2011. "LSD is…
“Alcohol is the WD-40 for my brain”
"Alcohol: The WD40 for conversations" (or "Beer: The WD40 for conversations" has been printed on many images. WD-40 is a lubricant. "Beer: The WD40 for conversations"…