"When I finish eating something I have to show my hands to the dog, like I'm a blackjack dealer" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The dog is looking the some food.…
"After whisk(e)y, driving risky" (or "After drinking whisk(e)y, driving is risky") is road sign that has been printed on many images. The sign has been popular in Central Asia.…
"Age and glasses of wine should never be counted" is a popular wine saying that has been printed on many gift items. ""Anni e bicchieri di vino non si contano mai."(Age and…
"Age doesn't matter unless you're a cheese" is a jocular one-line saying that has appeared in many quotation collections, always credited to American actress Billie Burke…
"Ah, nothing like the smell of freshly brewed magical psychotic rage stabilizer in the morning" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on several images. The line is a take-off…
"Ain't No Sunshine" (1971) is a song by Bill Withers (1938-2020). The lyric "Ain't no sunshine when she's gone" is joked as ""Ain't no sunshine…
"Aioli have eyes for you #kitchensongs" was posted on Twitter by Sue on May 24, 2010. The joke is a pun on the famous song "I Only Have Eyes for You" (1934), by composer Harry…
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Mayonnaise is disgusting and aioli is just bougie…
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
Aioli (made from garlic, salt and olive oil) is similar to mayonnaise (made from oil, egg yolk, and an acid, either vinegar or lemon juice). "Aioli is just mayonnaise that did a semester…
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
The Easy-Bake Oven is a toy that was introduced in 1963 to help teach young children to cook. An air fryer is sometimes said to be a similar toy for older individuals. "Air fryers are the easy…
"Alcohol -- Becasue no good/great story starts with someone eating a salad" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters. "ALCOHOL -- Because no good story…
"Alcohol/ Beer/ Bourbon/ Coffee/ Gin/ Liquor/ Red wine/ Tequila/ Vodka/ Wine (noun): The glue holding this shitshow together" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The various…
"Alcohol and calculus don't mix -- never drink and derive" is a humorous saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts. The "never drink and derive" pun…
"Alcohol doesn't solve any problems...but then again, neither does milk" is a jocular one-line saying, often included on websites in a group titled "Dilbert One Liners."…
"Alcohol helps to remove the stress, the tension, the bra, the panties and a host of other problems" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was…
"ALCOHOL A liquid good for preserving almost everything except secrets" is a definition in the book The Foolish Dictionary... (1904), written by "Gideon Wurdz" (Charles Wayland…
"Alcohol is bad for my legs."/ "Do they swell?"/ "No, they spread" is a jocular conversation between a man and a woman that has been printed on many images. This was…
Many people who can't sing look silly performing karaoke, and alcohol can help to fuel this. "Women drink vodka, rum, bourbon, tequila, why is whiskey a big deal? All good karaoke…