“Donuts are healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Donuts are just dessert bagels”
Donuts/Doughnuts have been compared to bagels. "doughnuts = dessert bagels" was posted on Twitter by Stu Ruston on January 3, 2021. "'donuts are dessert bagels'-…
“Donuts before bronuts”
"Donuts before bronuts" is a jocular donut saying that has been printed on many images. Donuts are preferred over men ("bronuts"). “@ReidLeighton: Donuts before bronuts.…
“DoorDash be like… $8.93 for your meal + delivery fee $3.99 = Total: $847.32”
DoorDash delivery brings food to a customer's door. People like the convenience, but not the prices. This was posted on X/Twitter by RELL⭕️ on August 24, 2020: "DoorDash be like...…
“DoorDash delivery prices will make you open the fridge a few more times”
DoorDash delivery brings food to a customer's door. People like the convenience, but not the prices. This was posted on X/Twitter by RELL⭕️ on August 24, 2020: "DoorDash be like...…
“DoorDash prices make u wanna dig in yo ass & eat the same shit from last night!”
DoorDash delivery brings food to a customer's door. People like the convenience, but not the prices. This was posted on X/Twitter by RELL⭕️ on August 24, 2020: "DoorDash be like...…
“DoorDash prices so high it make u wanna dig in yo a$$ and eat what u had last night”
DoorDash delivery brings food to a customer's door. People like the convenience, but not the prices. This was posted on X/Twitter by RELL⭕️ on August 24, 2020: "DoorDash be like...…
“Dosas are just a vehicle for chutney”
Dosa (a thin pancake or crepe) is often eaten with chutney. Many Indian foods have been called a "vehicle for chutney." "What is a dosa, if not a vehicle for tamarind chutney?"…
“Double chocolate cookies are brownies”
Double chocolate cookies have been compared to brownies. "I guess these double chocolate chunk cookies are going to end up as a brownie???" was posted on Twitter by french fry on January…
“Doughnut implies the existence of doughbolt”
There are nuts and bolts, so some people believe there should be doughnuts and dobolts (or donuts and dobolts). "What if Doughnut was Doughbolt, Doughwedge or Doughspanner" was posted on…
“Doughnuts are healthier than crystal meth”
"Bacon is healthier than crystal meth," "Donuts are healthier than crystal meth," "Pizza is healthier than crystal meth" and "Tacos are healthier than crystal…
“Doughnuts are just dessert bagels”
Donuts/Doughnuts have been compared to bagels. "doughnuts = dessert bagels" was posted on Twitter by Stu Ruston on January 3, 2021. "'donuts are dessert bagels'-…
“Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap”
"Dove chocolate tastes way better than their soap" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Dove (chocolate) is owned by Mars, Incorporated, but Dove (soap) is owned by Unilever…
“Dr Pepper is a fizzician”
"Fizzician" (fizz + physician) is a jocular portmanteau term. A popular riddle is: Q: What kind of doctor is Dr Pepper?A: He's a fizzician. "Dr Pepper's a fizzician"…
“Dr Pepper is just barbecue flavor Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just barbecue flavored Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just barbecue Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just barbecue water”
"'Sprite is just spicy water and Dr. pepper is bbq water' -Tyson Weiler" was posted on Twitter by krista jo on February 18, 2018. "Dr. Pepper DOES NOT taste like BBQ…
“Dr Pepper is just barbeque flavored Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…
“Dr Pepper is just barbeque Sprite”
Dr Pepper has been compared to Sprite (another soft drink). "Dr Pepper is just bbq sprite" was posted on X/Twitter by lexie on June 14, 2019. "My life hasn’t known peace ever since…