“First I drink the coffee. Then I save the lives”
"First I drink the coffee. Then I do the things" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "First I drink the coffee then I do the things" was posted on Twitter…
“First Rule of Turkey Club: Bacon, lettuce and tomato”
"The first rule of Fight Club is: You do not talk about Fight Club" is a famous line in the movie Fight Club (1999). Several jokes explain the first rule of a "Turkey Club…
“First rule of Vegan Club: You tell everyone about Vegan Club”
Vegans have a reputation of telling everyone that they're vegans. “How do you know if someone is a vegan?"/"Don’t worry, they’ll tell you" is a popular joke. "First…
“Fish make excellent brain food, probably because they travel in schools”
"It is said that fish is an excellent brain food. It is probably because they travel in schools" is a pun that was printed in the Philipsburg (MT) Mail on August 10, 1893. "Fish make…
“Fish n’ chips should always come with tartar sauce. It’s basically codified law”
"Codification" has to do with "code" and not "cod" (a fish), but there are jokes. "Note to self: When something's been 'codified', that does NOT…
“Fish sticks are the chicken nuggets of seafood”
Fish sticks have been compared to chicken nuggets. "Fish sticks are the chicken nuggets of the sea" was posted on Twitter by Shy Mall? on March 5, 2012. "Fish sticks are the chicken…
“Fish sticks are the chicken nuggets of the sea”
Fish sticks have been compared to chicken nuggets. "Fish sticks are the chicken nuggets of the sea" was posted on Twitter by Shy Mall? on March 5, 2012. "Fish sticks are the chicken…
“Fish sticks imply the existence of fish trees”
Do sticks always imply the existence of trees? "The existence of bread sticks implies the existence of bread trees" was posted on Twitter by GlitchCat7 on August 24, 2018. "the…
“Fishing poles were the first tools used to get food online”
A joke about getting food "online" was posted on Reddit -- 3amjokes on November 16, 2021: "Fishing poles were the first tools used to get food online." Reddit -- 3amjokesPosted…
“Fitness is 20% exercise and 80% nutrition. You can’t outrun your fork”
"Fitness is 20% exercise and 80% nutrition. You can’t outrun your fork" is an exercise saying that has been printed on several images. "You Can’t Outrun Your Fork!" was an…
“Fitness? More like, fitness this whole pizza in my mouth”
"Fitness? More like, fitness this whole burger/cake/pizza in my mouth" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. "Fitness? More like fitness this whole pizza in my…
“Five S’s of wine tasting: See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip and Spit (or Swallow)”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Flan is the Mexican crème brûlée”
Crème brûlée is often compared to flan. "Flan is Spanish egg custard w/ sugar on top, i.e. creme brûlée. Lol" was posted on Twitter by Christopher Watkins on November 5, 2009.…
“Flan is the Spanish crème brûlée”
Crème brûlée is often compared to flan. "Flan is Spanish egg custard w/ sugar on top, i.e. creme brûlée. Lol" was posted on Twitter by Christopher Watkins on November 5, 2009.…
“Flatulence is exhausting”
"DR.Oz says out flatulence is really our exhaust.Therefore I guess we don't really fart..We Backfire" was posted on Twitter on June 3, 2011. "Excessive flatulence is…
“Flavortown implies the existence of Blandcity”
"Flavortown" (food with lots of flavor) is a favorite expression of Guy Fieri, host of the television show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Are there other food municipalities? Bland City:…
“Flavortown implies the existence of Blandtown”
"Flavortown" (food with lots of flavor) is a favorite expression of Guy Fieri, host of the television show Diners, Drive-Ins and Dives. Are there other food municipalities? Bland City:…
“Follow the bunny. He has the chocolate”
"Follow the bunny. He has the chocolate" --a pun on "follow the money" -- is an Easter saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Country…
“Follow your heart, but take a coffee with you”
"Follow your heart, but take (a) coffee with you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Follow your heart (but take some coffee with you)" was posted on…
“Follow your heart, but take coffee with you”
"Follow your heart, but take (a) coffee with you" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Follow your heart (but take some coffee with you)" was posted on…