“Eggnog implies the existence of chickennog”
There is "eggnog," so some people assume that there should be "chickennog" and "spermnog." "Egg nog implies the existence of chicken nog" was posted on…
“Eggnog implies the existence of spermnog”
There is "eggnog," so some people assume that there should be "chickennog" and "spermnog." "Egg nog implies the existence of chicken nog" was posted on…
“Eggplant: where chickens work”
Eggplant is sometimes joked as an "egg plant" -- that is, a factory (or plant) where eggs are made. The joke has been told at least as early as the Walt Disney animated short Alice's…
“Eggs are just boneless chicken”
Eggs have been said to be "boneless chicken." "well eggs are boneless chicken" was posted on Twitter by Brandon on September 16, 2010. "What you think eggs are [boneless…
“Eggs are technically boneless chicken”
Eggs have been said to be "boneless chicken." "well eggs are boneless chicken" was posted on Twitter by Brandon on September 16, 2010. "What you think eggs are [boneless…
“Eggs are the menstrual flow of hens” (“Eggs are chicken periods”)
"Eggs are the menstrual flow of hens" or "Eggs are chicken periods" are arguments made by some vegetarians, vegans and members of PETA (People for the Ethical Treatment of…
“Eggs are the original boneless chicken”
Eggs have been said to be "boneless chicken." "well eggs are boneless chicken" was posted on Twitter by Brandon on September 16, 2010. "What you think eggs are [boneless…
“Eggs are the real boneless chicken”
Eggs have been said to be "boneless chicken." "well eggs are boneless chicken" was posted on Twitter by Brandon on September 16, 2010. "What you think eggs are [boneless…
“Eggs are white because god knew black don’t crack”
The saying “black don't crack“ means that people wit darker skin wrinkle less with age. It has nothing to do with the color of eggs, but there are jokes. “Eggs are white cause black…
“Eight S’s of wine tasting: See, Swirl, Sniff, Sip, Slurp, Swish, Swallow (or Spit) and Savor”
Wine tasting involves several steps, almost all beginning with the letter "S": see (sight), swirl, sniff (smell), sip, swish, savor, spit (or swallow) and score. Three S's"See,…
“Either Coke or Pepsi is fine. I’m bi-carbonate”
"Bicarbonate of soda" has nothing to do with Coke or Pepsi or bisexuality, but there are jokes. "If I drink Pepsi or coke does that make me bi-carbonated?" was posted on Twitter…
“Elbow macaroni implies the existence of knee macaroni”
There is "elbow macaroni," but no "knee macaroni" or "knuckle macaroni." "I like elbow macaroni, but I prefer knee macaroni. Or, if I'm not very hungry,…
“Enchiladas are just Mexican manicotti”
Manicotti have been compared to enchiladas. "i am reminded of Nana Z's Easter manicotti and thinking as we make them how similar the enchiladas are. mexican manicott" was posted on…
“Energy = Milk x Coffee (squared)”
"E = mc^2" is Albert Einstein's famous formula of mass-energy equivalence. "Energy = milk x coffee^2" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "I…
“Energy drinks don’t cut it anymore. I need to eat batteries”
Some people feel that they need something even stronger than an energy drink to give them energy, "Energy drinks dont cut it anymore i need to eat batteries" was posted on Facebook by…
“Energy drinks really don’t cut it for me anymore. I need to eat batteries or something”
Some people feel that they need something even stronger than an energy drink to give them energy, "Energy drinks dont cut it anymore i need to eat batteries" was posted on Facebook by…
“Energy equals milk chocolate squared”
Albert Einstein (1879-1955) wrote the famous formula of mass-energy equivalence of "E=mc2" or "energy equals mass times the speed of light (squared)." Chocolate -- the chocolate…
“Enjoy every sandwich” (Warren Zevon)
The rock musician Warren Zevon (1947-2003) had been diagnosed with lung cancer and made his final appearance on Late Night with David Letterman in a tribute show (no other guests were booked for…
“Enjoy life—it’s delicious!”
"Enjoy life -- it's delicious" is a saying that has appeared on many Internet lists of food sayings and that has been put on various gift items. "Enjoy life -- it's…
“Enjoy life sip by sip, not gulp by gulp”
"Enjoy life sip by sip, not gulp by gulp" is a saying that has been printed on several images. The saying is from "The Minister of Leaves" by The REPUBLIC of TEA. "The…