“Every fight is a food fight if you’re a cannibal”
What kind of food fights do cannibals have? "Every fight is a food fight if you're a cannibal" is a jocular one-liner from New York-born comedian Demetri Martin. Martin has used the…
“Every Girl Bakes Delicious Fudge” (EGBDF music mnemonic)
Entry in progress -- B.P."Every Girl Bakes Delicious Fudge" is a mnemonic for E-G-B-D-F, the notes on the lines of the treble clef. Other EGBDF mnemonics include "Every Good Boy…
“Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge” (EGBDF music mnemonic)
Fudge was popularized by Vassar College in 1893 and quickly became a favorite food among boys and girls. "Every Good Boy Deserves Fudge" is a mnemonic for E-G-B-D-F, the notes on the…
“Every Good Burger Deserves Fries” (EGBDF music mnemonic)
Entry in progress -- B.P."Every Good Burger Deserves Fries" is a mnemonic for E-G-B-D-F, the notes on the lines of the treble clef. Other EGBDF mnemonics include "Every Good Boy…
“Every kiss begins with queso”
Kay Jewelers trademarked its slogan "Every kiss begins with Kay" in 2000. "Every kiss beings with queso" is a popular variation that has been printed on many images. "Every…
“Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have become beer, but didn’t”
"Every loaf of bread is a tragic story of grains that could have become beer, but didn't" is a jocular saying that has been printed on T-shirts and posters. "'Every loaf of…
“Every morning I have a low-carb, gluten free, vegan breakfast. Coffee. It’s coffee”
"Every morning I have a low-carb, gluten free, vegan breakfast. Coffee. It’s coffee" is a jocular coffee saying that has been printed on several images. The saying was posted on…
“Every now and then I fall apart” (taco meme)
"It's okay if you fall apart sometimes. Tacos fall apart and we still love them" (or "It's okay to fall apart sometimes, Tacos do, and we still love them") is a saying…
“Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself”
"Every pizza is a personal pizza if you try hard and believe in yourself" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many posters, usually with a picture of an eight-slice…
“Every second is one second closer to your next ice cream”
Many people love ice cream. "Every second you live is a second closer to your next ice cream" was posted on Twitter by Domo on November 9, 2015. "Every second is a second closer to…
“Every time a bird poops on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch” (joke)
Do birds feel nervous when people eat eggs? "Every time a bird poops/shits on my car, I eat a plate of scrambled eggs on my front porch, just to show them what I'm capable of" is a…
“Every time I drink Magners or Bulmers I start swearing like a trooper. I must be suffering from cider fecks”
"Side effects" shouldn't be confused with "cider fecks," but a joke involves Bulmers/Magners Irish Cider. "Every time I drink Magners or Bulmers I start swearing. Must…
“Every time I eat a salad I’m like, my life better change after this”
Some people rarely eat healthy food. Whenever they do eat healthy food, they jocularly demand immediate results. "Everytime I eat a salad I'm like, my life better change after this"…
“Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton”
A "wonton" dumpling sounds like "one ton," and there's a pun: "Every time I eat Chinese I feel like I weigh won ton." The jocular one-line saying was posted on…
“Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator”
"Every time I lose some weight, I find it again in the refrigerator" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on August 19,…
“Every time you say ‘vinegar,’ you say the n-word”
The word "vinegar" is sometimes said to have the "n-word" in it, so white people can't properly say it. "@dallasblack comedian just said he's not comfortable…
“Everyone has a hidden talent they don’t know about until the tequila is poured”
"Everyone has a hidden talent they don't know about until the tequila is poured" -- that is, until one becomes drunk -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“Everyone has a tequila story”
"Everyone has a tequila story" is a saying that has been printed on many images. That is, people do unusual things after getting drunk on tequila. "Everyone has a tequila story"…
“Everyone says I talk too much and should get help, so I started attending On & On Anon meetings”
Alcoholics Anonymous is sometimes called "Al-Anon or "Anon." There are other "Anon" groups. "@realDonaldTrump needs to go to an On & On Anon meeting. It's a…
“Everyone should believe in something—I believe I’ll have another drink”
"Well, a man's got to believe something, and I believe I'll have another drink," is a line in Peter de Vries's book, The Vale of Laughter (1967). The saying is often given…