“All you need to run is a pair of shoes” (running adage)
"All you need to run is a (good) pair of shoes/sneakers/trainers" is a popular running adage. "All you really need to run is a good pair of shoes and socks" was cited in print…
“Americans pay for gym memberships and for people to mow their lawns”
Mowing a lawn is exercise, so who needs a gym membership? "Who needs a gym membership? Just get out & creatively push mow your yd! Jog, lunge, on ur toes.. Smells great & good 4…
“An active mind cannot exist in an inactive body”
"An active mind cannot exist in an inactive body" is a quotation that is usually attributed to U.S. General George S. Patton (1885-1945). It is not known with any certainty that Patton…
“At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song”
"At least thirty percent of my workout is spent picking a different song" is a jocular one-line saying about working out. The saying was posted on Twitter by Aaron Fullerton on June…
“At the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill. Got weird looks, so I started jogging instead”
A treadmill is for jogging, but people initially "hop on." A joke was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 3, 2019: "While I was at the gym, I decided to hop on a treadmill. People…
“Be a yogacorn, not a twatopotamus”
"Be a unicorn, not a twatopotamus" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that one should be a "unicorn" (someone unique and interesting) and not a…
“Be careful about reading health books—you may die of a misprint”
"Be careful about reading health books -- you may die of a misprint" has been credited since the 1970s to the American writer Mark Twain (1835-1910), but there's no evidence that…
“Be honest, you haven’t even walked a mile in your own shoes”
"Don't judge a man until you have walked a mile in his shoes" is an old proverb. "Be honest, you haven't even walked a mile in your own shoes" was printed on an ecard…
“Becoming strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head”
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
“Been 6 months since I joined the gym and nothing has changed. Guess it’s time to go there personally and check what’s the problem”
Many people buy a gym membership, but don't find the time to go. A joke about this became popular in 2019 and has been printed on many images. "It’s been 4 months since I joined the gym…
“Before I get in shape, does anybody like me chubby?”
"Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" was posted on…
“Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?”
"Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" was posted on…
“Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chunky?”
"Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" was posted on…
“Before I get in shape, does anyone like me fat?”
"Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "Before I get in shape, does anyone like me chubby?" was posted on…
“Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body”
"Being cremated is my last hope for a smoking hot body" (or "Cremation: my last chance to have a smokin' hot body" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images…
“Being fat is actually fitphobic. Do better”
People who are fat sometimes have accused others of being "fatphobic." These other people sometimes counter that fat people are "fitphobic." "Being fat is actually…
“Being overweight is the only truth you can successfully run from”
The expression "to run away from one's problems" is usually not taken literally, but there have been several puns. "Fat people can literally run away from most of their problems…
“Benches for the wenches” (weightlifting saying)
"Benches for the wenches" is a weightlifting saying meaning that women (wenches) will love a man's body after some bench presses. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying…
“Better sore than sorry”
"Better safe than sorry" is an old proverb. "Better sore than sorry" is a motivational saying that has been printed on posters and T-shirts. "Better sore than sorry"…
“Birthday suits tailored here” (gym sign)
"Birthday suits tailored here" is a gym sign that has been printed on many images. "Birthday suit" means one's naked body. "Birthday Suits tailored here.…