“Twister is just competitive yoga”
Yoga is sometimes compared to the game of Twister. "Twister is just competitive yoga #Iseewhatyoudidthere" was posted on Twitter by Cody Spielmaker on December 26, 2011. "Twister is…
“Two Canadian body builders were working out at the gym…” (joke)
Canadians have a reputation for saying "sorry" and "eh." "'So sore, eh.' - Some Canadian who's a little funny" was posted on Twitter on December 8,…
“Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout”
"Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many ecards. The saying was posted…
“Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going”
"Unless you puke, faint or die, keep going" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. The line was said by personal trainer Jillian Michaels on NBC's reality show The…
“Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run”
Some people won't go for a run unless it's a beer run. "Unless you put the word beer in front of it, don’t ask me if I want to go for a run" is a beer saying that has been…
“Vaginas are like gyms…” (NSFW joke)
"Vaginas are like gyms. I'm rarely inside one, but when I am I just sort of pretend to know what I'm doing and hope no one notices I don't" is a saying that has been…
“Waiting for my thighs to socially distance themselves”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in people "social distancing" themselves from others. "Waiting for my thighs to socially distance themselves" -- that is, the speaker…
“Wake up. Work out. Kick ass. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…
“Wake up. Workout. Be kind. Repeat”
"Wake up. Kick ass. Repeat" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Wake Up, Kick ass, Repeat = WUKAR. Live it!" was posted on Twitter by Rev Big Ring on…
“Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms”
"Want to get noticed? Go jogging without moving your arms" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Tater (then called "Baked…
“We don’t skinny dip. We chunky dunk”
"We don't skinny dip. We chunky dunk" (or "I don't skinny dip. I chunky dunk") is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Speaking of same, Jeri Sulley…
“We don’t swim in your toilet, so don’t pee in our pool” (swimming pool adage)
"We/I don't swim in your toilet, so don't pee/piss in our/my pool" is a sign at many pools, both public and private. "I don't swim in your toilet, so please don't…
“Weight loss doesn’t begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a decision”
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
“Weight loss goal: To be able to clip my toenails and breathe at the same time”
"Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My weight loss goal: To be…
“Weight loss goal: To be able to cut my toenails and breathe at the same time”
"Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My weight loss goal: To be…
“Weight loss goal: To be able to paint my toenails and breathe at the same time”
"Weight loss goal(s): To be able to clip/cut/paint my toenails and breathe at the same time" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My weight loss goal: To be…
“What comes easy won’t last; what lasts won’t come easy”
"What comes easy won't last; what lasts won't come easy" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many posters. "What comes easy won't always last. What lasts…
“What do runners eat before a race?”/“Nothing, they fast.”
"Fast" can mean "at great speed" or "a period of time without food." A running riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 14, 2015: Q: What do sprinters eat before…
“What do sprinters eat before a race?”/“Nothing, they fast.”
"Fast" can mean "at great speed" or "a period of time without food." A running riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on March 14, 2015: Q: What do sprinters eat before…
“What do you call a bodybuilder with a big dick?”/“A beginner.”
Many bodybuilders take steroids, but it can shrink the size of testicles. Although it is the testicles (balls) that shrink, there are also many penis jokes. "what do you call a bodybuilder…