“Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout”

“Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout” is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many ecards. The saying was posted by “Madame Ovary” on Twitter on February 26, 2013.
 
   
Twitter
Madame Ovary
‏@JaneErrrr
Unless you fell off the treadmill no one wants to hear about your workout.
9:00 AM - 26 Feb 2013
 
Twitter
Leonie Rynn Mathieu
‏@lrynn
“@wilsonhugs: Unless you fell off the treadmill no one wants to hear about your workout.” Lol. Too true!!! 😂😂
10:04 AM - 26 Feb 2013
 
Facebook
Sarcastic Sweetness
October 13, 2013 ·
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no-one wants to hear about your workout 😉
 
Funny Status
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your…
March 31, 2014 Health Status Updates
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
   
Twitter
Bill Murray
‏@BiIIMurray
Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout.
3:30 PM - 8 Jan 2017