“Swimming can be easy or hard. It deep-ends”
"Pun of the Day: Swimming can be easy or hard. It deep-ends" -- a pun on "depends" -- was posted on Twitter by Rosa Lei Steinard on December 1, 2009. "Swimming can be easy…
“Swimming is good for your health, especially when you’re drowning”
It is often said that swimming is good for one's health. "Swimming is good for your health, especially when you are drowning" was posted on the newsgroup rec.games.pinball on…
“Take care of your body. It’s the only place you have to live”
"Take care of your body. It's the only place you have to live" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. American author and motivational speaker Jim Rohn (1930-2009) wrote…
“Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you results”
"Tears will get you sympathy; sweat will get you results" is a saying that has appeared in many gyms, encouraging gym members to work out a good sweat. Jesse Jackson (speaking about…
“Technically, sperm is a bodybuilding supplement”
"Technically, sperm is a bodybuilding supplement" is a one-line saying that was posted on Reddit -- Shower Thoughts on September 5, 2015. The "bodybuilding" joke was also posted…
“That awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are jumping…and you’re a dude”
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
“That awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are jumping…and you’re a guy”
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
“That awkward moment when you’re running and your boobs are jumping…and you’re a man”
"That awkward moment when you're running and your boobs/breasts are bouncing/jumping...and you're a dude/guy" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "dat…
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head”
“The act of getting strong doesn’t start in the gym. It starts in your head” (also, "Weight loss doesn't begin in the gym with a dumb bell; it starts in your head with a…
“The awkward moment when you buy a hula-hoop and it fits”
A hula hoop is a toy hoop that is twirled around the waist, limbs or neck. It can help people to exercise. The hula hoop is not supposed to fit like a belt -- unless someone is extremely fat.…
“The belt is the original wearable fitness tracker”
A belt can be a fitness tracker. "Haa...my fitness tracker aka belt is telling me I need a diet" was posted on Twitter by Tee 🍕Crescenzi 🌊 on May 26, 2016. "@ReformedBroker…
“The best exercise is the one you will do” (exercise adage)
People often ask, "What's the best exercise -- jogging or lifting weights?" "The best exercise is the one you will do" is the answer given by many fitness professionals. If…
“The best program is the one you’re not on”
"The best program is the one you're not on" is a bodybuilding adage that has been credited to strength coach Charles Staley since at least 1998. The body adjusts to any regimen; a…
“The best time to exercise is whenever you can”
"The best time to exercise (work out) is whenever you can" is basic advice. "What's the best time to exercise? The best time is whenever you can find the time" we printed…
“The best time to work out is whenever you can”
"The best time to exercise (work out) is whenever you can" is basic advice. "What's the best time to exercise? The best time is whenever you can find the time" we printed…
“The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions of you”
"The best weight you’ll ever lose is the weight of other people’s opinions of you" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "The BEST weight you’ll ever lose is the…
“The body achieves what the mind believes”
"The body achieves what the mind believes" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is on many gym posters, and is of unknown authorship. Kitty Consolo…
“The difference between a jogger and a runner is an entry blank”
"The difference between a jogger and a runner is an entry blank" is a much-quoted statement from Brooklyn-born Dr. George A. Sheehan (1918-1993), a writer for Runner's World from…
“The difference between try and triumph is a little umph”
"The difference between try and triumph is a little umph" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many posters. "It's been said the difference between try and…
“The fact that my entire body cracks like a glowstick whenever I move yet refuses to glow…”
Is the human body like a glowstick? "My body cracks like a glow stick when I wake up. #holy" was posted on Twitter by Lex ♡ on December 17, 2012. "i love how everytime i get out of…