“Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Zumba does not”
"Roses are red. Salsa is hot. Chocolate has calories. Dancing does not" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying plays on the word "salsa," which can be a…
“Rows for the hoes” (weightlifting saying)
Entry in progress -- B.P. "Curls for the girls" is a similar saying that has been cited in print since at least 1981. Other weightlifting sayings include "benches for the…
“Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday”
"Rule #1 to working out: Never skip Monday" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Never skip Monday workouts. It gets your week started off the right way. I'm glad…
“Run fast, turn left” or “Run hard, turn left” (running advice)
"Run fast/hard, turn left” is jocular running advice that has been printed on many T-shirts. "I thought there were just two things to do: run hard and turn left" was cited in print…
“Run like it’s midnight”
"Run like it's midnight" is a CInderella-inspired saying that has been printed on many images. The character of Cinderella had to run away from the ball at midnight. "Workout…
“Run like you stole something”
"Run like you stole something" is a saying that has been printed on many posters. The saying means to run fast; if you're stealing something, you don't want to get caught.…
“Run like you’re chasing a taco truck”
"Run like you're chasing a taco truck" (or "Run like you're chasing an ice cream truck") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Ice cream trucks…
“Run like you’re chasing an ice cream truck”
"Run like you're chasing a taco truck" (or "Run like you're chasing an ice cream truck") is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Ice cream trucks…
“Run? I thought they said rum”
"Run? I thought they/you said rum" is a jocular saying about running that has been printed on many images. The origin of the saying is uncertain, but “Run? I thought they said Rum!”…
“Runner’s Hi - When joggers wave to each other”
"Runner's high" is not the same as "runner's hi," but there are jokes. "Runner's Hi! :'That's why people wave to each other, because it makes them…
“Running away doesn’t help you with your problems, unless you’re fat. Then yeah, run”
"Running away doesn't help you with your problems, unless you're fat. Then yeah, run" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Running away doesn't help you…
“Running away from your problems is a race you’ll never win”
"Running away from your problems is a race you'll never win" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. "Running away from your problems is a race…
“Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running”
"Running feels great unless you compare it to not running" (or "Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running") is a jocular anti-running saying that has been…
“Running feels great unless you compare it to not running”
"Running feels great unless you compare it to not running" (or "Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running") is a jocular anti-running saying that has been…
“Running feels great until you compare it to not running”
"Running feels great unless you compare it to not running" (or "Running feels awesome until you compare it to not running") is a jocular anti-running saying that has been…
“Running is a great way to meet new people. Today, I met two EMTs, three nurses, and a cardiologist”
"Running is a great way to meet new people. Today, I met two EMTs, three nurses, and a cardiologist" was posted on Facebook by Michael Schilling on June 7, 2025. The joke is that medical…
“Running is a mental sport and we are all insane”
"Running is a mental sport and we are all insane" is a jocular one-line running saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been cited in print since at least 2005. 14…
“Running is like a drug”
Many people are addicted to working out. "Running is like taking a drug" was printed in the Edmonton (Alberta) Journal on April 26, 1977. "Working out is like a drug" is a…
“Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting”
Some people prefer sitting to running. A joke was posted on Twitter by Blue Moon on October 7, 2014. "Running is the best way to remind yourself how much you love sitting." TwitterBlue…
“Running reminds us that even in our weakest moments, we are strong”
"Running reminds you that even in your weakest moments...you are strong" is a running saying that has been printed on many images. "Running reminds you that even in your weakest…