“What if there were no hypothetical questions?”
"What if there were no hypothetical questions?" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What if there were no hypothetical questions?" was printed in the New…
“What is a math teacher’s favorite sum?”/“Summer.”
A math riddle is: Q: What is a math teacher's favorite sum?A: Summer. That is, when there is no school (summer). The joke was posted on Twitter on February 29, 2012. Twitter Kevin “K-Ship”…
“What is a seal’s favorite subject in school?”/“Art art art!”
A seal riddle was posted on Twitter by Kimberly Smith on October 27, 2010: Q: What is a seal's favorite subject in school?A: Art art! "What is a seals favourite subject? 'art,…
“What is a snake’s favorite subject at school?”/“Hiss-tory.”
A snake riddle is: Q: What is a snake's favorite subject at school?A: Hiss-tory. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1990. 14 November 1990, Lansing (MI) State Journal, pg. 8E,…
“What is a witch’s favorite subject in school?”/“Spelling.”
A witch riddle included in many Halloween joke collections is: Q: What is a witch's favorite subject in school?A: Spelling. The joke appears to have been included in the book Witches,…
“What is an astronomer?”/“A night watchman with a college education.”
If an astronomer watches the night skies, does that make him a night watchman? A riddle has been cited in print since at least 1986: Q: What is an astronomer?A: A night watchman with a college…
“What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?”/“A blackboard.”
A popular school riddle is: Q: What is black when it is clean and white when it is dirty?A: A blackboard. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 1939. 8 July 1939, Wilmington (DE)…
“What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?” (riddle)
Entry in progress -- B.P. Google Groups: alt.tasteless.jokesDifferenceRobert Nykvist3/2/95(...)17. What is the difference between a fisherman and a lazy student?The fisherman baits his hooks.The…
“What is the difference between an engineer and a school teacher?” (riddle)
A popular pun was cited in many newspapers in 1850: "What is the difference between a schoolmaster and an engine driver? -- One trains the mind, and the other minds the train!"…
“What is the king of the classroom?”/“The ruler.”
A riddle about an object found in schools is: Q: What/Who is king of the classroom?A: The ruler. The riddle has been cited in print since at least 2005. 2 March 2005, Los Angeles (CA) Times,…
“What is the least spoken language in the world?”/“Sign language.”
A language riddle has been printed on many images: Q: What is the least spoken language in the world?A: Sign language. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2010. Twitter…
“What is the most expensive video-streaming service at this time?”/“College.”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused many colleges to switch to remote learning. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on October 7, 2020: Q: What is the most expensive video-streaming…
“What is the strangest thing you’ve done for cash?”/“I took out a loan to go to school so I could get a job to pay off my school loans.”
School loans can feel like years of poverty. "I’m so glad I went to school and studied hard so I could get a good job and pay off my student loans and 10 years later...still feel poor…
“What kind of ants are very learned?”/“Pedants.”
An ant riddle is: Q: What kind of ants are very learned?A: Pedants. The "pedant" pun has been cited in print since at least 1999. Google BooksThe Silly Little Book of Animal JokesBy…
“What kind of school do surfers go to?”/“Boarding school.”
A surfer riddle is: Q: What kind of school do surfers go to?A: Boarding school. "Q. Where do surfers go to learn to surf? A. Boarding school" was posted on X/Twitter by Claire Spiers on…
“What kind of school does a carpenter go to?”/“Boarding school.”
"Boarding school" is the subject of an obvious pun: Q: What kind of school does a carpenter go to?A: Boarding school. The joke has been cited in print since at least 2003. “Flight…
“What kind of shoes do linguists wear?”/“Converse.”
Converse shoes have nothing to do with conversations or conversing, but there are jokes. "What kind of shoes do linguists wear? converse" was posted on Reddit -- Funny on October 10,…
“What languages do pigs speak?”/“Porktuguese.”
"Porktuguese" (Portuguese language + pork) is not a language that exists, but there are jokes. "Learning the language that Brazilian pigs speak...porktuguese" was posted on…
“What school do you have to drop out of in order to graduate?”/“Skydiving school.”
To "drop out" of school means to leave school. There are several skydiving school jokes. "What kind of school do you have to drop out to graduate? Sky-diving school" was printed…
“What school do you have to drop out to graduate from?”/“Parachute school.”
A school riddle is: Q: What school do you have to drop out to graduate from?A: Parachute school. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1972. Google BooksAugust 1972, Boys' Life,…