“What is an astronomer?”/“A night watchman with a college education.”
If an astronomer watches the night skies, does that make him a night watchman? A riddle has been cited in print since at least 1986:
Q: What is an astronomer?
A: A night watchman with a college education.
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Einstein Anderson Makes Up for Lost Time
By Seymour Simon
Illustrated by Fred Winkowski
New York, NY: Puffin Books
1986
Pg. 42:
“Are you thinking of becoming an astronomer?” he asked.
“I might,” Einstein said. “Of course you know that an astronomer is a night watchman with a college education,” he continued. “
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The Science Zone:
Jokes, Riddles, Tongue Twisters & Daffynitions
By Gary Chmielewski
Chicago, IL Norwood House Press
2008
Pg. 4:
ASTRONOMER
Night watchman with a college education.
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What is an astronomer?A night watchman with a college education.
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The Mammoth Book of Really Silly Jokes:
Humour for the whole family
By Geoff Tibballs
London, UK: Constable & Robinson Ltd
2011
Pg. 313:
What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with a college education.
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Sensible Nonsense.. Frank’s Comic Pack:
Humour Pack Series
By Frank Paul
BookBaby
2014
Pg. ?:
What is an astronomer? A night watchman with a college education.
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What is an astronomer?
A night watchman with
a college education.
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9:34 PM - 29 Dec 2017