"Graduation speeches are like end credits at the movies.. no body really cares" was posted on Twitter on May 26, 2011. "A graduation ceremony is like a movie where everyone is just…
"Water your mind to grow your soul" is an educational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on June 26, 2016 and probably originated on The Minds…
"We breathe air. Trees make air. Homework kills trees. Homework is killing us" is a jocular homework saying that has been printed on many images. A "Homework kills trees!!! So stop…
"It takes a village to raise a child" is an African proverb. "I homeschool because I have seen the village and I don't want it raising my children" (or "We homeschool…
Students take career advice from a guidance counselor. "It's alarming that I took all my career advice from someone who thought it would be a good idea to go to college to be a guidance…
"Tortoise" can sound like "taught us." "As strange as it was that my teacher wore a shell on her back, she tortoise well. #fit" was posted on Twitter by Jonathan…
"We'll never run out of math teachers because they always multiply" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on several images. The math pun has been cited in print since…
A higher education joke asks: Is it a university with a football team, or a football team with a university? Dr. Charles Dan Procter, president of the Oklahoma College for Women (now the University…
A teacher often welcomes students back to class. A joke was posted on Twitter by JB 4 Realz on May 10, 2019: "Welcome back to invisibility class. It's pretty disappointing to see so many…
The term "oriental" is often regarded as an ethnic slur. Some people jocularly believe that a school "orientation" should be called "Asiantation." "Orientation…
Group projects are sometimes assigned in college. The experience is often not pleasant. "Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you, but the group members you're…
Group projects are sometimes assigned in college. The experience is often not pleasant. "Welcome to college, where everyone is smarter than you, but the group members you're…
"Well, well, well" is a common interjection. A joke was posted on Twitter by Sickipedia Official on June 23, 2013: "Well, well, well... Welcome to stutter class. #sickipedia"…
Test questions aren't difficult -- test answers are. "I never had any problems with the questions on a test. It was the answers that i had trouble with" was posted on the newsgroup…
"What a teacher writes on the blackboard of life can never be erased" is a saying that has been printed on many images, usually showing the saying in chalk on a blackboard. The saying has…
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic caused many public schools to be closed. Students were homeschooled and went to online classes. "What can the coronavirus do that the us government…
The KKK (Ku Klux Klan) does not stand for the periodic table symbol (K=potassium), but there are jokes. "The KKK is to be better known as the Potassium Potassium Potassium. Science joke"…
"Fine arts" doesn't have anything to do with parking fines, but there are jokes. This was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on July 13, 2021: Q: What degree do you need to write parking…
It's one of the oldest math jokes, told by teachers and students every year: Question: What did the acorn say when he grew up? Answer: Geometry (Gee, I'm a tree). The corny joke has been…
Many Asian students feel pressure from their parents to perform well academically. "You're an A-sian, not a B-sian" (or "You're an Asian, not a Bsian") is a saying…