“What’s the saddest hole in a building?”/“A weep hole.”
A riddle about weep holes was posted on Twitter by ArchStudentProblems on December 6, 2013: Q: What's the saddest hole in a building?A: A weep hole! "What is the saddest component of a…
“What’s the tallest building?” or “What building has the most stories?” (joke)
There's an old riddle about the tallest building: Q: What’s the tallest building? A: A library because it has so many stories. The joke has been cited in print since at least 1929. 22…
“What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard?”/“Emo grass because it cuts itself.”
An “emo” joke has been told on several images: Q: What’s the best kind of grass for your front yard?A: Emo grass because it cuts itself. "Emo grass -- the grass that cuts itself"…
“When Harry Potter lived under the stairs it was considered child abuse. But in New York it’s considered a $3800 studio apartment”
"When Harry Potter lived under the stairs it was considered child abuse. But in New York it's considered a $3800 studio apartment" -- also said about other places, and with other…
“When I go to someone’s house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don’t like visitors”
"When I go to someone's house & they tell me to make myself at home, the first thing I do is throw them out because I don't like visitors" is a jocular saying that has been…
“When I moved into my new igloo, my friends threw me a housewarming party and now I’m homeless”
A "housewarming party" no longer involves making a house warm, but there are jokes. "When I moved into my new igloo my friends threw me a surprise house-warming party. Now I'm…
“When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed”
"When I said that I cleaned my room, I just meant I made a path from the doorway to my bed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "My version of a clean room, a…
“When people see a cat’s litter box, they always say, ‘Oh, have you got a cat?” Just once I want to say, ‘No, it’s for company!’”
When visitors enter a home and see a cat's litter box, they often ask, "Have you got a cat?" The home's owner sometimes feels like giving a sarcastic answer to the unnecessary…
“When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it’s for them?”
"When someone rings the doorbell, why do dogs always assume it's for them?" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. "Howcome when there is a knock at…
“When the murder hornets take a life, do they call it a buzzkill?”
In 2020, the United States experienced an invasion of "murder hornets" from Asia. "When the murder hornets take a life do they call it a buzzkill?" was posted on Twitter by…
“When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room, but less bedroom”
A bedroom is a room for a bed. This was posted on Reddit -- Showerthoughts on March 30, 2016: "When you buy a bigger bed you have more bed room and less bedroom." Reddit --…
“When you push a pull door and someone says ‘you have to pull.’ Like yeah no, my next plan was to start lifting it from the bottom”
People who go through a push/pull door often make a mistake. Other people often point out the mistake, as if the person going through the door couldn't have already figured that out. "i…
“When you walk forward on an escalator it becomes an escasooner”
An "escalator" does not involve being "later," but there are jokes. "I have reached a new low. 'Do you use stairs or escalators?' 'I prefer an…
“When you’ve seen one shopping center, you’ve seen a mall”
"When you've seen one shopping center, you've seen a mall" (a pun on "seen them all") is the classic mall joke. "When you've seen one downtown renovation…
“Whenever I see a sign that says ‘keep off the grass,‘I wonder how it got there”
A joke about "keep off the grass" signs is: "Whenever I see a sign saying 'keep off the grass', I often wonder how it got there." That is, someone must have walked on…
“Where do construction workers go to drink?”/“The Rebar.”
A construction riddle is: Q: Where do construction workers go to drink?A: The Rebar. The joke was posted on Twitter on June 18, 2014, and on Reddit -- Jokes on October 17, 2017. Wikipedia:…
“Where do monsters buy their houses?”/“On Godzillow.”
Godzilla is a famous fictional monster in Japanese films who often destroys houses. Zillow is an American online real estate marketplace company. There is no "Godzillow," but there are…
“Where do pirates rent properties?”/“Arrrgh-bnb.”
A pirate riddle is: Q: Where do pirates rent properties?A: Arrrgh-bnb. The joke is how pirates pronounce Airbnb. The riddle was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on November 27, 2021. Think and Laugh…
“Where do toilets come from?”/“They grow on lavatrees.”
"Toiletry" is not "toilet tree" and "lavatory" is not "lavatree," but there are jokes. "Clara: 'where does toilet paper come from?' Me:…
“Where do toilets come from?”/“They grow on toiletries.”
"Toiletry" is not "toilet tree" and "lavatory" is not "lavatree," but there are jokes. "Clara: 'where does toilet paper come from?' Me:…