"I need to find a woman who loves me for my money, but isn't very good at math" was said by American stand-up comedian Mike Birbiglia and printed in The Morning Call (Allentown, PA)…
"I need to find a woman who loves me for my money, but isn't very good at math" was said by American stand-up comedian Mike Birbiglia and printed in The Morning Call (Allentown, PA)…
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterLeftoverCake.com@LeftoverCakeI need a chick who loves me for my money but ain't too good at math.9:24 PM · Jun 9, 2010·Twitter Web Client TwitterKarl A.…
"I'm not broke/poor. I'm pre-rich" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "pre-rich" was entered in the Urban Dictionary on September 19, 2015.…
"I'm not cheap. I'm frugal" is what some non-spenders say. American humorist Erma Bombeck (1927-1996) possibly popularized the saying in a June 1987 newspaper column that ended:…
"I'm not broke/poor. I'm pre-rich" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The term "pre-rich" was entered in the Urban Dictionary on September 19, 2015.…
"I'm not regular broke, I'm high class broke. I'm broqué" and "I’m broke but not like the poor broke, I’m (a/the) classy type of broke. I’m broqué" are…
"Cent" shouldn't be confused with "scent," but there are jokes. "I'm so broke I'd have to fart twice to have a cent(scent) in my pocket" was posted on…
"Cent" shouldn't be confused with "scent," but there are jokes. "I'm so broke I'd have to fart twice to have a cent(scent) in my pocket" was posted on…
"Cent" shouldn't be confused with "scent," but there are jokes. "I'm so broke I'd have to fart twice to have a cent(scent) in my pocket" was posted on…
Many banks give away free calendars. "I'm so broke, the bank asked for their calendar back" was posted on the newsgroup pdaxs.services.children on August 22, 2005. Google Groups:…
"I'm so poor I can't afford to pay attention" is a quip that's found its way onto T-shirts. The saying is cited in print from at least 1964, but became popular in the 1990s…
Some people ty to watch their spending, but watching it doesn't help reduce it. "I've been keeping an eye on my spending.. From what I can see I'm very, very good at it"…
Some people ty to watch their spending, but watching it doesn't help reduce it. "I've been keeping an eye on my spending.. From what I can see I'm very, very good at it"…
"I've been rich and I've been poor. Rich is better." This insightful bit of personal financial wisdom has been credited to entertainer Sophie Tucker, comedian Joe E. Lewis,…
If you invest in beef stock and chicken stock and vegetable stock, could you become a "bouillonaire" (bouillon + billionaire)? "I bought apple stocks early.......also beef stocks,…
"I've decided to leave my past behind. So if I owe you money, I'm sorry but I've moved on" is a jocular saying that has been TwitterCristian…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Henny YoungmanHenry "Henny" Youngman (original Yiddish surname Yungman; 16 March 1906 – 24 February 1998) was an English-born American comedian and…
A "blanket" insurance policy provides complete coverage -- or doesn't it? "I've just checked my home insurance policy and apparently if my blanket is stolen in the middle…
Where's Waldo? is the title of the first book in a series, published in 1987. Waldo was difficult to locate. "I'm convinced Waldo owed some people money. Hiding ass nigga" was…