“If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious, I’d wonder who was paying me and why”

“If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious, I’d wonder who was paying me and why” is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. “If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious…I’d wonder who the fuck was paying me, and why?” was posted on Twitter on October 3, 2014.
 
         
Twitter
Katie Grainger‏
@Smauglocked78
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious…
I’d wonder who the fuck was paying me, and why?
11:02 PM - 3 Oct 2014
 
Twitter
Dr. Frank Simon ‏
@silverstar22b
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious…
I’d wonder who the fuck was paying me, and why?
10:00 AM - 4 Oct 2014
 
Twitter
Tim O’Neill‏
@dezignguy
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious…
I’d wonder who the heck was paying me,and why ?
12:06 PM - 4 Oct 2014
   
Funny Status
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious……
January 18, 2015 Financial Status Updates
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious… I’d wonder who the f&*k was paying me, and why?
 
Facebook
Marty Fields
February 10, 2015 ·
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious, I’d wonder who the hell was paying me, and why?
 
Twitter
Eli McKenzie 🔹‏
@EliiMckenzie
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious ... I’d wonder who tf was paying me and why?
12:03 PM - 10 Aug 2017
 
Reddit—3amjokes
If I had a dollar for every time I got suspicious… self.3amjokes
Submitted October 9, 2017 by madazzahatter
I’d wonder who was paying me and why?