“Smart water implies the existence of dumb water”
Glaceau Smartwater is a brand of bottled water. Is there "dumb water"? "I feel like the existence of smart water implies the existence of its opposite: dumb water, which I can only…
Mount Bonnell (Austin toponym)
“Smarties are a poor man’s M&M’s”
The candies Smarties (introduced in the United Kingdom in 1937), M&M's (introduced in the United States in 1941) and Sixlets (introduced in Canada by 1960) have been compared to each…
“Smash the pastryarchy by eating all the gender rolls”
“Pastryarchy” is a portmanteau of “pastry” and “patriarchy.” "SMASH THE PASTRYARCHY" was posted on Twitter by B-Cam on May 31, 2010. "#pastryarchy" (and a link to…
“Smile. It will either warm their heart or piss them off. Either way, you win!”
"Smile. It will either warm their heart or piss them off. Either way, you win!" is a jocular saying about smiling that has been printed on many images. "Above all else don't…
“Smile. It’s Friday”
"Smile. It's Friday" is a Friday saying that has been printed on many images. Friday is often the last work day of the week. "S-M-I-L-E IT'S FRIDAY" was printed in the…
“Smith & Wesson: The original point and click interface”
"The original point and click interface" (a gun) is a pro-gun saying that has been printed on many images. "Smith & Wesson: the original point-and-click interface" was…
“Smoke brisket, not crack”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoke brisket, not drugs”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoke brisket, not meth”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoke brisket, not weed”
"Smoke brisket, not crack/drugs/meth/weed" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The Luscious Department of Narcotics & BBQ (NARBQUE) would like to remind…
“Smoke detector batteries only go out between 1 and 3 AM”
Smoke detector batteries start ot beep when they're low, and this always seems to happen in the middle of the night. "why do smoke detector batteries only ever run down then start making…
“Smoke tires, not drugs” (bumper sticker)
"Smoke tires, not drugs" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images, especially bumper stickers. The tires "smoke" by fast driving. "I favorited a YouTube…
“Smoked salmon should be sliced so thin, you can read the New York Times through it”
"Smoked salmon should be sliced so thin, you can read the New York Times through it" is an old saying of unknown authorship. "The cucumbers...should be sliced so thin you can read…
“Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it”
A joke about cured meats is: "Smoking will kill you. Bacon will kill you. But smoking bacon will cure it." "So smoking will kill you... bacon will kill you... but will smoking bacon…
“Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks in”
"Smonday" is a portmanteau of the words "Sunday" and "Monday." "Smonday: The moment when Sunday stops feeling like a Sunday and the anxiety of Monday kicks…
“Smooth jazz implies the existence of chunky jazz”
There is "smooth jazz," but no "chunky jazz." Jazz is not like smooth and chunky peanut butter, but there are jokes. "The last stuff of his I heard was almost like…
“Smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz”
There is "smooth jazz," but no "rough jazz." "Smooth jazz implies the existence of rough jazz" is a saying that has been printed on a popular image. Authorship of the…
“Smooth seas make poor sailors”
"Smooth seas make poor sailors" is a nautical proverb that dates to at least 1863. The saying means that smooth seas don't provide sailors with a proper challenge or test to make…
“Smoothie King implies the existence of Roughie King”
There are "smoothies," but no "roughies." "A smoothie implies the existence of a roughie" was posted on Twitter by 𝕷𝖎𝖑 𝕴𝖓𝖘𝖊𝖈𝖚𝖗𝖊 on…
“Smoothies are just cold fruit soup”
"Smoothies are just cold fruit soup" is a one-line saying about smoothies that has been printed on many images. "Think of it (smoothies -- ed.) as like a cold, fruit soup" was…