“My other ride is a dragon” (bumper sticker)
"My other ride is a dragon" (or "My other car is a dragon") is a bumper sticker saying that has been printed on many images. "I have a license plate surround that says…
New York of India (Mumbai nickname)
“My parents told me I could be anyone I wanted to be. Turns out, this is called ‘Identity Theft’”
Parents often tell their children that they can become anyone they want to be. This is not meant to be taken literally. "As a young child my mum told me I could be anybody I wanted to be.…
“My paycheck says I have a good job. My bills say I need to do better”
"My paycheck says I have a good job. My bills say I need to do better" is a saying that means the speaker's paycheck is not covering the bills. The saying has been popular since…
“My pee smells like coffee”
"My pee smells like coffee" is a coffee saying that has been printed on an ecard by Someecards. "In the restroom. My pee smells like coffee. TMI?" was posted on Twitter by Alex…
“My people skills are just fine. It’s my tolerance to idiots that needs work”
"My people skills are just fine. It's my tolerance to idiots that needs work" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter on November…
“My perfume store got robbed! They took every scent I had”
"Scent" shouldn't be confused with "cent," but there are jokes. "My candle store got robbed. They took every scent I had" was posted on Reddit -- Dadjokes on…
“My personal beliefs are somewhere between all violence is wrong and come try me”
Two images by Declaration of Memes show people with guns. "My personal beliefs are somewhere between all violence is wrong and come try me" was posted on Twitter by Declaration of Memes…
“My personal style is best described as ‘didn’t expect to get out of the car’”
"My personal style is best described as 'didn't expect to get out of the car'" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people travel in their cars, but do…
“My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are”
"Don’t confuse my personality with my attitude. My personality is who I am, my attitude depends on who you are" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Don't…
“My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid”
A joke about auto-correction was posted on Twitter by Shari VanderWerf on May 15, 2010: "My phone autocorrected killed to kilt. Well plaid, phone. Well plaid." TwitterShari…
“My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I probably am”
When a person doesn't respond to a text, is that intentional or is that person just away from a phone? "My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am" is a…
“My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am”
When a person doesn't respond to a text, is that intentional or is that person just away from a phone? "My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am" is a…
“My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, yes I am”
When a person doesn't respond to a text, is that intentional or is that person just away from a phone? "My phone is always in my hand so if you think I’m ignoring you, I am" is a…
“My phone just filmed a 3 hour documentary about life inside my pocket”
Many people mistakenly leave their phones on when they're put back in a pocket -- and the phone films that pocket. "My phone just filmed a 3/5/6 hour documentary about life in/inside my…
“My phone just filmed a 5 hour documentary about life in my pocket”
Many people mistakenly leave their phones on when they're put back in a pocket -- and the phone films that pocket. "My phone just filmed a 3/5/6 hour documentary about life in/inside my…
“My phone just filmed a 6 hour documentary about life inside my pocket”
Many people mistakenly leave their phones on when they're put back in a pocket -- and the phone films that pocket. "My phone just filmed a 3/5/6 hour documentary about life in/inside my…
“My plan for today? Same as always. Drink coffee and be sexy”
"My plan for today? Same as always. Drink coffee and be sexy" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "My plan for the day? Same as always: Drink COFFEE and be…
“My political views are somewhere between all violence is wrong and f**k around and find out”
Two images by Declaration of Memes show people with guns. "My personal beliefs are somewhere between all violence is wrong and come try me" was posted on Twitter by Declaration of Memes…
“My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow”
"My poor knowledge of Greek mythology has always been my Achilles elbow" -- "Achilles' heel" is correct -- is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images.…
“My posts are like your ex. Stolen and passed around”
"My memes are like your ex. Stolen and passed around" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Memes getting passed around like my ex" was posted on Facebook by Tuguy…