"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, which is the…
"Maybe if we all sit extremely still, Monday won't be able to see us" is a jocular Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like Monday, which is the…
"Maybe if we email the Constitution to each other, the NSA would finally read it?" (or "If I put the Constitution in my emails, would the government start reading it?") is a…
"Maybe if we start telling people the brain is an app they will start using it" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by…
New York City-born actor, songwriter and comedian Eddie Cantor (1892-1964) was a humanitarian who supported and helped name the charity The March of Dimes. He wrote about children in The Way I See…
Many people do not like Mondays (often the first day of a work week). "Maybe Monday doesn’t like you, either" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The saying is a response…
"Maybe plants are farming us, supplying us with oxygen until we all die, then decompose in the ground and feed them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This thought -- the…
"Maybe plants are farming us, supplying us with oxygen until we all die, then decompose in the ground and feed them" is a saying that has been printed on many images. This thought -- the…
"Maybe serial killers are just regular people on a no carb diet" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on several images. "Maybe #serial killers are regular people on a…
"Maybe serial killers are just regular people on a no carb diet" is a jocular dieting saying that has been printed on several images. "Maybe #serial killers are regular people on a…
"Maybe she's born with it. Maybe it's the caffeine" is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. "Maybe she's born with it, maybe it's the caffeine.…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Maybelline New York City, an American-based New York City multinational cosmetics company, had its advetising tagline, "(Maybe…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic resulted in quarantines. Maybelline New York City, an American-based New York City multinational cosmetics company, had its advetising tagline, "(Maybe…
"if more things were wrapped in bacon the world would be a better place" was posted on Twitter by Colt45 on March 3, 2012. "Maybe the world would be a better place if we just wrapped…
"I have to take my paycheck to the bank. It's too little to go by itself" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The paycheck joke started with jokes about…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic cause much panic. Brandy Freeman wrote on Facebook on March 13, 2020: "Maybe they should call it the Squirrel Flu. 'Cause everyone is NUTS &…
Vampires, according to legend, can't see their own reflection. This is sometimes expressed in a Halloween thought. "Vampires are arrogant because they are incapable of…
Mayonnaise (or "mayo") has been described as egg jam. "'you know, mayonnaise is basically egg jam' -beau" was posted on X/Twitter by Bahar on August 1, 2016. "omg…
Cheese -- and melted cheese in particular -- has been called "food glue." Mayonnaise (mayo) has also been called "food glue." "Cheese is food glue" was posted on…
Mayonnaise has often been called "sandwich lube." "I like to think of mayonaisse as the food equivalent of lubrication. Sandwich lube. Just sayin'..." was posted on Twitter…