“Lettuce is just crunchy water”
Is lettuce mostly water? "Torn lettuce is prettier, anyway. Even if is just 'crunchy water'" was posted on the newsgroup alt.fan.cecil-adams on November 7, 2001. "Favorite…
New York of India (Mumbai nickname)
“Lettuce meat olive your eggspectations”
"Lettuce meat olive your eggspectations" is a pun for "Let us meet all of your expectations." The saying has been printed on a sign for Subway restaurants, as well as on…
“Lettuce turnip the beet”
"Lettuce turnip the beet" (let us turn up the beat) is a jocular line that has been printed on many images. "I’m a musical vegetarian. I always ask my girl to lettuce, turnip, the…
“Leverage is a double-edged sword”
A "double-edged sword" has two cutting edges; in finance, a "double-edged sword" means something that has both potential benefits and liabilities. Financial leverage can…
“Liberal media is the virus”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic was widely reported in the media, but many people did not trust the media. "The media is the virus" is a saying that has been printed on many images…
“Liberal with sanity” (Ed Koch)
Ed Koch, the mayor of New York City from 1978-1989, referred to himself as a "liberal with sanity." Koch meant that he was not a radical liberal or a "loony liberal," although…
“Liberalism is a mental disorder”
Liberalism Is a Mental Disorder: Savage Solutions is the title of a 2005 book by conservative talk show host Michael Savage. The saying has appeared on bumper stickers, T-shirts, and tea party…
“Liberalism: Ideas so good they have to be mandatory”
"Authoritarianism/ Communism/ Government/ Liberalism/ Marxism/ Progressivism/ Socialism/ Statism: Ideas so good, they have to be mandatory" is a political saying that has been printed on…
“Liberals are like Christmas lights. Half of them don’t work; the other half aren’t bright”
Various people have been compared to Christmas lights. "Glaswegians are like Christmas lights,half of them don’t work and most of the rest aren’t that bright" was posted on Twitter on…
“Liberals don’t care what you do as long as it’s mandatory”
"Liberals don't care what you do as long as it's mandatory," wrote Richard K. "Dick" Armey in his book, The Freedom Revolution (1995). Armey, a Republican U.S.…
“Liberals don’t want to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion coming out of your mouth”
"You see, people don't want to hear your opinion. They want to hear their opinion, coming out of your mouth" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "@chuckwoolery…
“Liberals feel unworthy of possessions. Conservatives feel they deserve everything they’ve stolen”
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikipedia: Mort SahlMorton Lyon "Mort" Sahl (born May 11, 1927) is a Canadian-born American comedian and social satirist, considered to be the first modern…
“Liberals: A bunch of rich people convincing poor people to vote for rich people…”
"Dimocrats: Rich people convincing poor people the other rich people are the reason they're poor" was posted on Twitter by Joel on May 29, 2014. "Democrats: Rich people telling…
“Liberate Texas next—they’ve got oil, too”
The United States liberated Iraq (an oil-rich nation led then by Saddam Hussein) in 2003. The United States president was George W. Bush, the former Republican governor of Texas. A button at the…
“Libertarianism: The radical notion that other people are not your property”
"Libertarianism is the radical notion that other people are not your property" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "LIBERTARIANISM: THE RADICAL NOTION THAT OTHER PEOPLE…
“Libertarians are anarchists with money”
"Libertarians are anarchists with money" is a jocular one-line saying that appears in many lists of libertarian jokes. The saying has been cited in print since at least 1995 and is of…
“Libertarians are like Greek gods. They fight with each other all the time and nobody believes in them”
Libertarians have a reputation for disagreeing with other libertarians. The following meme was posted on Facebook by Tony Stiles on December 1, 2014: "LIBERTARIANS ARE LIKE GREEK GODS THEY…
“Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the ‘prostate’ [screaming]”
"Prostate" (a body part) should not be confused with "pro state," but there are jokes. "Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the…
“Libertarians when they find out they have an organ named the prostate” (joke)
"Prostate" (a body part) should not be confused with "pro state," but there are jokes. "Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the…
“Libertarians when they realize they have an organ called the prostate” (joke)
"Prostate" (a body part) should not be confused with "pro state," but there are jokes. "Libertarians when they discover they have a body part called the…