“How many bags of Halloween candy is a serving size?”
What is a normal "serving size" of Halloween candy? Some people can eat a lot of it. This joke was posted on X/Twitter by Swishergirl on October 5, 2018: "How many bags of Halloween…
Big Nipple (Los Angeles nickname)
“How many bathroom-window curtains must die needlessly to clothe golfers?”
Some people in sports -- especially golfers -- are known to be terrible dressers. "How many more bathroom-window curtains must die needlessly to clothe golfers?" was credited to Mike…
“How many beers does it take for tropical birds to get drunk?”/“Toucans.”
The "toucan" bird has been the subject of many "two can" puns. "Q: How many tropical birds does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Toucan" was posted on the newsgroup…
“How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?” (joke)
A popular riddle about bluegrass musicians is: Q: How many bluegrass musicians does it take to change a light bulb?A: Two. One to put it in, and one to complain that it’s electrified. "How…
“How many bones are in a human body?”/“Usually, all of them.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“How many bones are in the human foot?”/“All of them.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“How many bones are in your hand?”/“A handful.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“How many bones are in your head?”/“All of them.”
A quiz question in anatomy class might be how many bones there are in the human body. A human body has 206 bones, but there are joke answers to this question. "How many bones are in the human…
“How many cabal members does it take to change a light bulb?” (joke)
A cabal version of the "lightbulb joke" is: Q: How many cabal members does it take to change a light bulb?A: None. They embrace the darkness. The joke is from the Truth, Honor &…
“How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“Just one, but it takes twelve visits.”
A chiropractor version of the lightbulb joke is: Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, but it takes twelve visits. "How many chiropractors does it take to…
“How many chiropractors does it take to screw in a light bulb?”/“Only one, but it takes nine visits”
A chiropractor version of the lightbulb joke is: Q: How many chiropractors does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Just one, but it takes twelve visits. "How many chiropractors does it take to…
“How many citrus fruits does it take to kill a pirate?”/“None.”
Citrus fruits (lemons and limes) were used in the 19th century by sailors to prevent scurvy. A riddle was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on January 27, 2017: Q: How much citrus does it take to kill a…
“How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!”
A "clickbait" version of the popular lightbulb joke is: "How many clickbait articles does it take to change a lightbulb? The answer will shock you!" The joke is a pun; the…
“How many college freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?” (joke)
Students at one college or university often tell a joke about a rival school: Q: How many (insert college name) freshmen does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A: None. That's a sophomore-level…
“How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“Do your own research.”
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?" is a lightbulb joke with many answers. "How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They…
“How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?”/“The real question is…”
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?" is a lightbulb joke with many answers. "How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They…
“How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?”/None. The Illuminati did it!”
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?" is a lightbulb joke with many answers. "How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They…
“How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?”/“We may never know the truth.”
"How many conspiracy theorists does it take to change a lightbulb?" is a lightbulb joke with many answers. "How many conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? They…
“How many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb?” (joke)
A restaurant version of the lightbulb joke is: Q: How many cooks does it take to change a lightbulb?A: Five. One to screw it in and four to tell you how they did it at their last restaurant. The…
“How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey?” (joke)
"How many cooks does it take to stuff a turkey? One, but you really have to squeeze him in!" The turkey-stuffing joke -- included in many Thanksgiving joke collections -- has been cited…