"In my family we don't hide crazy -- we have a bbq, give it a beer and wait for the show to start" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "IN MY FAMILY WE DON'T…
A jocular rule about relationships is that a woman can eat a man's french fries, but a man cannot eat a woman's french fries. This was posted on X/Twitter (the tweet no longer exists) by…
"Watt" (a unit of power) sounds like "what." The joke has been cited in print since at least 1919. "The same friend asked 'what's the unit of power?', only…
"In my spare time I help blind children. I mean the verb, not the adjective" is a dark joke that was posted on Reddit -- Jokes on June 9, 2016. "After work, I volunteer to help blind…
"In need of a road trip that includes stopping at lots of national parks and breakfast diners" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "In need of a road trip that includes…
Grantland Rice (1880-1954) wrote, "For when the One Great Scorer comes to write against your name; He marks -- not that you won or lost -- but how you played the Game." American author…
How is New York cheesecake different from regular cheesecake? "Regular cheesecake relies on heavy cream and sour cream to thin the batter and create a silkier, creamier texture. New York…
It's sometimes said that, in New York City, you can have a good job, a good apartment and a good companion -- but not all three at the same time. The origin of the saying is unknown. The…
Twittercrystal@crystal"In order to be effective truth must penetrate like an arrow - and that is likely to hurt."2:03 PM · Feb 9, 2007·Twitter Web Client
Many people associate someone wearing glasses to be "nerdy" or "smart," but they have to fail a test (an eye exam) to get the glasses. "Eye glasses make you look smart, but…
“Dinner is ready when the smoke alarm goes off” is a jocular saying from the 1980s about smoke detectors and bad cooks. "In our house it really should be called a cooking detector" is…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic left many people dissatisfied with politicians. "In Pagan cultures during a plague the ruler could be sacrificed to the gods. I knew I always liked…
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic left many people dissatisfied with politicians. "In Pagan cultures during a plague the ruler could be sacrificed to the gods. I knew I always liked…
"In pizza we crust" is a jocular food slogan that has been printed on many images. "In crust we trust" is a similar food slogan. Twitterbrainstorm@brainstormTLHhere's a…
"Few skills are so well rewarded as the ability to convince parasites that they are victims" and "There is no talent so ardently supported, nor generously rewarded, as the ability to…
Haley Barbour is a Republican politician from Mississippi who served as its governor from 2004 to 2012. In 2009, Barbour told the the Republican Governors Association, “Generally, good gets…
Franklin D. Roosevelt (1882-1945) is often credited for saying, "In politics, nothing happens by accident. If it happens you can bet it was planned that way." However, there is no…
Entry in progress -- B.P. Wikiquote: VoltaireFrançois-Marie Arouet (1694-11-21 – 1778-05-30), better known by his pen name Voltaire, was a French writer, deist and…
"In queso emergency, go to your nearest TexMex restaurant" is a jocular saying that was cited on Twitter on November 20, 2012. "I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in…
"In queso emergency, go to your nearest TexMex restaurant" is a jocular saying that was cited on Twitter on November 20, 2012. "I always keep a Mexican restaurant on speed dial in…