“Any jar is a swear jar if you can’t open the lid”
A swear jar is supposed to prevent swearing by costing the swearer some money. Many people swear when they can't open a jar. "Any jar is a swear jar when she can't open the lid.…
1960s: Fun City
“Any joke can be funny with the right delivery. Except for abortion jokes. There is no delivery”
It's often said that comedy depends on the delivery. "Anything can be funny if there is a right delivery, except abortion jokes as they have no delivery" is a dark joke that was…
“Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him…”
"Any man who thinks he can be happy and prosperous by letting the government take care of him, better take a closer look at the American Indian" is a quote that has been credited to…
“Any meeting without food should be an email”
"A meeting without food should be an email" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Any meeting without food should literally just be an email" was posted on…
“Any meeting without food should be done online”
"A meeting without food should be an email" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Any meeting without food should literally just be an email" was posted on…
“Any meeting without food should have been wrapped up in an email or WhatsApp Group”
"A meeting without food should be an email" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Any meeting without food should literally just be an email" was posted on…
“Any party which takes credit for the rain must take blame for the drought”
Dwight Morrow (1873-1931) gave a speech in October 1930, during his successful campaign for U.S. Senate from New Jersey: "Any party which takes credit for the rain must not be surprised if its…
“Any pie made with cannabis butter is technically a pot pie”
Pot pie usually doesn't have any "pot" (marijuana), but there are jokes involving cannabutter (cannabis butter). "MIGHT FUCK AROUND AND COP SOME CANNABUTTER AND MAKE A REAL…
“Any room is a panic room if you have lost your phone in it”
"Any room is a panic room if you have lost your phone in it" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Any room is a panic room, if you've lost your phone in it"…
“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you add 23 knives”
"celebrating by eating a Caesar Salad with 23 knives" is a joke that was posted on X/Twitter by Audrey L on March 15, 2012. "This Caesar salad is really authentic - it has 23 knives…
“Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough”
"Any salad can be a Caesar salad if you stab it enough" is a jocular line that has been printed on ecards. The line was cited on tumblr on November 11, 2013, and on Twitter on December…
“Any sandwich is a panini if you sit on it”
Panini sandwiches are grilled sandwiches, and the bread is flat. "If you have heated seats in your car, any sandwich put on them can become a panini if you sit on it" was cited on Twitter…
“Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses”
"Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses" is a jocular quotation that has been included in many quotations collections. The saying has been cited in print…
“Any team can have a bad century” (“Anyone can have a bad century”)
"Anyone can have a bad game" is a sports saying of unknown origin. "Any team can have a bad century" ("Anyone can have a bad cenury") is a sports saying that has been…
“Any time three New Yorkers get into a cab without an argument, a bank has just been robbed”
"Any time three/four New Yorkers get into a cab/taxi without an argument, a bank has just been robbed" is a joke showing that New Yorkers argue in the back of taxis. The joke has been…
“Any wine can be a ‘fine’ wine if you drink enough of it”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterPaul Ludwig @paulludwigSeriously, any wine can be a "fine" wine if you drink enough of it9:16 PM - 17 Apr 2010 TwitterDavid Voth @SexCigarsBoozeAny…
“Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first”
"Any woman can have the body of a 21-year-old, as long as she buys him a few drinks first" is a jocular one-line saying that has been printed on gift items, such as bumper stickers and…
“Any writing problem is a reporting problem”
"Any writing problem is a reporting problem" is a journalism adage. If a reporter is having a problem writing a story, it's probably because of inadequate reporting (not enough…
“Anybody can make a baby, but you need a license to fish”
"Can’t believe they let just anyone make babies but you gotta have a license to fucking fish" is a saying that has been printed on many images. The actor Keanu Reeves said in the…
“Anybody can manage the Yankees”
Baseball's New York Yankees have been so successful that it's been said that "Anybody/Anyone can/could manage the Yankees." The saying has been in print since at least 1933 and…