“A wise person once said, ‘Fuck this shit’”
"A wise woman once said 'fuck this shit' and she lived happily ever after" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The first version probably involved a…
1960s: Fun City
“A wise woman once said ‘fuck this shit’ and she lived happily ever after”
"A wise woman once said 'fuck this shit' and she lived happily ever after" is an inspirational saying that has been printed on many images. The first version probably involved a…
“A woman and a duck walk into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." One duck version is: "A woman and a duck walk into a bar. The bartender says,…
“A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection…” (joke)
A pun about Fender guitars is: "A woman is accused of beating her husband half to death with his guitar collection. 'First offender?' asks the judge. 'No,' says the woman.…
“A woman notices her ex-husband drinking at the bar…” (joke)
A popular joke has a couple enter a restaurant. The wife appears to notice her ex-husband -- from seven years ago -- drinking at the bar. "That's crazy," says the new husband.…
“A woman voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A woman walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a double entendre” (bar joke)
One popular bar joke is: "A woman walked into a bar and ordered a double entendre, so the barman gave her one." It's not known who originated the joke. "A girl waks into a bar…
“A woman’s place is in the kitchen”
"A woman's place is in the home" is a phrase that -- with different wording -- dates from at least classical Greece. "A woman's place is in the bosom of her family" is…
“A working man voting Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A world without tomatoes is like a string quartet without violins”
"A world without tomatoes is like a string quartet without violins" is a food saying that has been printed on many images. The saying means that tomatoes are indispensable. American…
“A world without weird people is like vanilla ice cream without the sprinkles”
The flavor "vanilla" has come to mean "bland," and sprinkles add some excitement to vanilla ice cream. The YouTube "Off The Pill - Weird People" by Ryan Higa on…
“A worm crawls out of a bowl of spaghetti and says, ‘That was some orgy!’”
Spaghetti can look like worms -- or more specifically, a worm orgy. "Desda el punto de vista de una lombriz, un plato de espaguetis es una orgia" ("From a worm's point of view,…
“A worm is a pretty disappointing prize for getting up early if you ask me”
"The early bird catcheth the worm" is included in A Collection of English Proverbs: (1670) by John Ray. "a worm is a crap prize for getting up early, fuck that analogy" was…
“A writer must always tell the truth (unless he’s a journalist)”
American writer Gore Vidal (1925-2012) wrote in The American Presidency (1998): "But I was born a writer, and a writer must always tell the truth (unless he's a journalist), ..."…
“A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army”
"A writer needs a pen, an artist needs a brush, but a filmmaker needs an army" is a saying that has been printed on many images. American actor and director Orson Welles (1915-1985) is…
“A yawn is a silent scream for coffee”
"A yawn is a silent scream for coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as coffee mugs, T-shirts and posters. The saying has been popular on Twitter…
“A year from now you will wish you had started today”
"A year from now you will wish you had started today" is a motivational saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been credited to American author Karen Lamb since at…
“A young person voting for a Democrat is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A young person voting for a Republican is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders”
"A [X] voting [Democrat/Republican] is like a chicken voting for Colonel Sanders" is a political saying that has been printed on many images. The KFC (Kentucky Fried Chicken) fast food…
“A young Texan walks into a bar…” (bar joke)
"A guy walks into a bar..." is a typical form of what has been called the "bar joke." A Texas version is: "A young Texan walks into a bar and orders a drink. 'Got any…