"The reason there’s a February 29 is because it takes a full day to explain what the fuck a leap year is" is a jocular saying that has been printed on an ecard. "The reason…
A jocular line about Uncle Sam appeared in Earl Wilson's syndicated entertainment column in January 1962: "'We wondered,' said Arnold Glasow, 'why Uncle Sam wore such a…
A jocular line about Uncle Sam appeared in Earl Wilson's syndicated entertainment column in January 1962: "'We wondered,' said Arnold Glasow, 'why Uncle Sam wore such a…
"The reason why I use Android is because Adam and Eve had an Apple... and fucked/messed everything up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The reason I use…
"The reason why I use Android is because Adam and Eve had an Apple... and fucked/messed everything up" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "The reason I use…
Some people believe in magic circles. "A ring of salt will protect you" (or "A circle of salt will protect you") has been printed on many images. "A ring of salt will…
American actress and comedienne Phyllis Diller explained -- as cited in print since at least 1995 -- why women don't play football: "The reason women don't play football is because…
Marble cake isn't made of marble (a metamorphic rock), but there are jokes. "Because one boy a recipe really garbles: Dennis had put in real marbles!" was posted on the newsgroup…
"Five potatoes cubed" means to slice the five potatoes into cubes. It does not mean 5 x 5 x 5 = 125 potatoes, but there are jokes. "Making soup and it calls for 'eight potatoes…
"The recipe for today: One cup cluster, Two cups fuck" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, today will be a clusterfuck. “@SurettaCollins: The recipe for…
"Set the oven 180 degrees" usually means to set the oven's heat to 180 degrees -- not to turn the oven itself at an 180-degree angle. A popular joke is: "The recipe said…
"Frazier always said, 'In the regular season, you make your name, but the in the playoffs you make your fame,'" said New York City-born basketball player Kenny Smith in May…
"The relationship of a journalist to a politician should be that of a dog to a lamppost" is a witty statement that is frequently credited to American journalist and critic H. L. Mencken…
Jimmy McMillan formed his "Rent Is Too Damn High" party in 1993, but he failed to get on the ballot that year to run for New York City mayor. McMillan did get on the ballot in 2005 and…
"The final act in this great drama is now performed. The Republic of Texas is no more." Texas President Anson Jones delivered these memorable words on February 19, 1846, during the…
"The resistance is not something you join. It's what/who you are" (or "The resistance is not something you join. It's what you do") is a saying that has been printed…
"The resistance is not something you join. It's what/who you are" (or "The resistance is not something you join. It's what you do") is a saying that has been printed…
"The resistance is not something you join. It's what/who you are" (or "The resistance is not something you join. It's what you do") is a saying that has been printed…
"The restaurant advertised 'Chicken Dinner $1." I paid $1 and they gave me a bowl of corn" is a joke of unknown authorship. The joke is that the "chicken dinner" is…
When a restaurant says to try the new tasting menu, it's implied to try the food on the menu, not the actual menu. The actual menu tastes like paper. "Or come into @PattyBolands early to…