"What I do when I'm drunk is none of my business" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "What I do drunk is none of my business" has also been printed…
A joke about buying cucumbers suggests that it's better to identify one's sexual practice than to possibly imply that one is a vegan. "When my girlfriend sends me to the supermarket…
Driving at night is difficult for many people. "Me driving at night: Gah I hope this is the road" was posted on X/Twitter by Jimmer James Shirley on December 16, 2023. The…
A white shirt often becomes noticeably dirty after a meal. A joke was posted on Facebook by Glo Jean on September 23, 2021, and received over 141,000 shares: "Me eating:My white shirt: let me…
"Me every Monday: ok let's try this again" is a Monday saying that has been printed on many images. Monday is the traditional start of the work week. The following tweet (which does…
"Unpossible" is often used as a joke that a poor English speaker uses for "impossible." Judge's Library, a New York City humor magazine, published in 1909: English As She…
"Me flirting: If you were a cheeto, you'd be a hot cheeto" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. That is, the speaker finds this person "hot"…
God might give people "wings" in heaven, but these might be angel wings, not chicken wings. This was posted on Facebook by Nikee Cash on August 19, 2019: "Me in heaven. God:…
God might give people "wings" in heaven, but these might be angel wings, not chicken wings. This was posted on Facebook by Nikee Cash on August 19, 2019: "Me in heaven. God:…
A "like" on a special media post can be a special blessing, almost heavenly. "me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw 😮💨" was posted…
A "like" on a special media post can be a special blessing, almost heavenly. "me liking your post is the equivalent of an angel kissing your forehead btw 😮💨" was posted…
The year 2020 was eventful, with the coronavirus outbreak, George Floyd protests, California wildfires and more. "Me looking outside to see what chapter of Revelation we're doing…
When a person is driving a vehicle and is listening to music, is the siren that is heard in the music or from another vehicle? "Me pausing the music to see the siren is in the Song or…
People often love to use a whisk, but hate to clean it. This was posted on X/Twitter by Benj on March 11, 2022, and it received over 190,000 likes: "Me using a whisk: Haha fuck yeah!!! Yes!!…
"Me with my giant penne after the genie misunderstood my wish" is a popular meme. The speaker wished for a giant penis, but was misunderstood by the genie. "Me with my GIANT penne…
The following work joke was posted on Twitter by Jon on December 4, 2017, and again on Twitter on September 24, 2019: Me: How do I unsubscribe so I don't get your emails any more?Boss: what…
Cacti and pickles have both been called "goth cucumbers." "Cactus is just a giant goth cucumber" was posted on Twitter by B0regasmic on May 17, 2015. "A cactus is just a…
People who can't eat a large block of cheese can also somehow eat unlimited chips and queso. This was posted on X/Twitter by Amitryptyling on November 16, 2025, and it received over 56,000…
"Me: I want to travel. Bank account: Where? To work?" is a joke that has been printed on several images. The speaker is too poor to travel. "Me: I want to travel. Bank account:…
"Me: I'm sad. I need a purpose My brain: Did you say a purchase?" has been printed on many images. This post on Twitter by dirt prince on August 9, 2018 received over 300,000 likes:…