“Dear Sun, we know you a real ass nigga, you aint gotta keep it 100 no mo…”
The saying "keep it 100" means to be 100% honest and trustworthy. It does not mean to "keep it 100 degrees outside," but there are jokes. "Dear Sun, we know you a real ass…
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“Dear sun… We know you’re a real one… You don’t have to keep it 100 anymore!”
The saying "keep it 100" means to be 100% honest and trustworthy. It does not mean to "keep it 100 degrees outside," but there are jokes. "Dear Sun, we know you a real ass…
“Dear taco trucks, Please consider cruising the neighborhoods like ice cream trucks”
Should taco trucks cruise neighborhoods like ice cream trucks? "Dear taco trucks, Please drive around neighborhoodslike ice cream trucks do? Ditch the 'ice cream man' song. You can…
“Dear Tequila, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter…”
"Dear Alcohol/Tequila/Vodka/Wine, we had a deal last night. You were supposed to make me funnier, smarter and a better dancer. But I saw the video. I think we need to talk" is a jocular…
“Dear Twitter: Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don’t like them”
"Dear Facebook! Please stop suggesting people I may know. I do know them. I don't like them" is a jocular social media saying that has been printed on many images. "I WISH…
“Dear unfollowers, Take me with you”
A joke has it that maybe the unfollowers on social media have the right idea. "Unfollowers whered you go take me with youuuu! 😟" was posted on X/Twitter by emily on April 2, 2013.…
“Dear Weather, stop showing off. We get it. You’re hot”
"Dear Summer/Weather, stop showing off. We get it. You're hot" is a summer weather saying that has been printed on many images. "Alright, summer. We get it. You're hot.…
“Dear Weatherman, When I said I’d like to see 105 again, I meant my weight”
"Dear Weatherman, When I said I wanted to see 105 again/someday, I meant my weight" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images "Dear Weatherman: When I said I'd…
“Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office—I will track you down. You have my Word”
"Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office -- I will track you down. You have my Word" is a Microsoft Office-Word pun that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on…
“Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office—I will track you down. You have my Word”
"Dear whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office -- I will track you down. You have my Word" is a Microsoft Office-Word pun that has been printed on many images. The joke was posted on…
“Death before decaf”
"Death before decaf" is a popular saying that has been printed on many images. "Death before decaf" has been cited in print since at least 1991, when it was written on a drinker…
“Death begins in the colon”
"Death begins in the colon" has been credited to the Greek physician Hippocrates of Cos (ca. 460 BC – ca. 370 BC) and to Nobel prize-winning Russian biologist Elie Metchnikoff…
“Death eating a cracker”
To look or to feel like "death eating a cracker" is not to look or to feel well at all. Death always looks like death, despite eating a cracker, a cookie, a sandwich, or anything else.…
“Death on toast”
To look or to feel like "death on toast" is not to look or to feel well at all. The expression "like death on toast" means the same as "like death warmed over"…
“Death rides with the drinking driver”
"Death rides with the drinking driver" has been cited in print since 1935 and was one of the first slogans against drinking and driving. The slogan achieved popularity in the late 1930s,…
“Decaf coffee is just dirty water”
Many people have described coffee as dirty water. "A cyber-friend in Spain jokes with me whenever the subject of coffee comes up. He feels that American coffee is just dirty water" was…
“Decaf coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle”
"Decaffeinated coffee is like a hooker who only wants to cuddle" -- that is, it's useless -- is a coffee saying that has been printed on many images. Authorship is unknown.…
“Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?”
"Decaf coffee? You mean brown sadness water?" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "'When someone offers me decaf, I just think, "Why are you trying to give me…
“Decaf is broken coffee”
"Decaf? You mean broken coffee" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people do not like decaf coffee. "RT @FlamingFapper DECAF is broken coffee" was…
“Decaf is coffee minus its heart & soul”
Many people believe that decaf coffee is coffee in name only. "Decaf is coffee minus it's heart & soul" was posted on X/Twitter by Julz&©️offee on October 29, 2019.…