“I don’t want to achieve immortality through my work”
New York-born comedian, actor and film director Woody Allen has achieved immortality through his work, but he said that he didn't want that: "I don't want to achieve immortality…
Big Mango (Bangkok, Thailand nickname)
“I don’t want to be dramatic, but the work week continuously restarting is literally ruining my life”
For many people, the weekend off work goes by too quickly. It's soon Monday again, and another work week cycle. "I don't wanna be dramatic but the work week continuously restarting…
“I don’t want to eat anything that has a mother”
"I don't want to eat anything that has a mother" is a vegan saying that has been printed on many images. “'I don’t eat anything that had a mother,' is the way Jacobs…
“I don’t want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch”
"I do not want to have a career. I want to sit on the porch" is a saying that has been printed on many images. Many people would rather relax at home than go to work. The saying was…
“I don’t want to party like it’s 1999. I want to grocery shop like it’s 1999”
"I don't wanna party like it's 1999. i wanna grocery shop like it's 1999" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "Party like it's 1999" is a line…
“I don’t want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it”
Entry in progress -- B.P. TwitterSteve's Quotes Today @todayquotes"I don't want to play golf. When I hit a ball, I want someone else to go chase it."Rogers Hornsbywb 121…
“I don’t want to startle anyone, but Becky on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by”
"I don't want to startle anyone, but Becky on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by" was posted on X/Twitter by Tony P. on November 18, 2013. "I cannot believe…
“I don’t want to. I don’t have to. You can’t make me. I’m retired”
"I don't want to. I don't have to. You can't make me. I'm retired" is a jocular retirement saying that has been printed on many images. The saying has been printed on…
“I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
“I don’t watch CNN for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
“I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t drink out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
“I don’t watch Fox News for the same reason I don’t eat out of the toilet”
"I don't watch [CNN/Fox News] for the same reason I don't eat out of the toilet" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "I don't watch [CNN/Fox…
“I don’t wish people ‘Good morning.’ I just say ‘Morning,’ then it’s up to them…”
"I don't wish people 'Good morning.' I just say 'Morning,' then it's up to them. I'm not taking responsibility for that shit" (or "I don't…
“I don’t wish people a ‘Good morning.’ I just say ‘Morning’ and what kind they actually have, is totally up to them…”
"I don't wish people 'Good morning.' I just say 'Morning,' then it's up to them. I'm not taking responsibility for that shit" (or "I don't…
“I don’t work here. I’m a consultant”
"I don't work here. I'm a consultant" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many gift items, such as T-shirts, hats and coffee mugs. The saying has been cited in print…
“I don’t work on weekends, or any other day that ends with ‘Y’”
"I don't work on weekends, or any other day that ends with 'Y'" is an anti-work saying that has been printed on many images. The saying was posted on Twitter by Cool Funny…
“I don’t always walk the walk or even talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink…
"I can't walk the walk or talk the talk, but if you need someone to drink the drink, I'm all yours!" is a jocular drinking sayin that has been printed on many images. "I…
“I don’t believe in reincarnation. Who wants to come back as a tin of milk?”
Reincarnation has nothing to do with Carnation brand evaporated milk, but there are jokes. "Who wants to come back as a tin of milk ?????" was posted on the newsgroup…
“I don’t care about mandates because I don’t date men”
The COVID-19 (coronavirus) pandemic resulted in some vaccine mandates. The term "mandates" has nothing to do with "man dates," but there are jokes. "no, i don't like…
“I don’t care for cheese. I’m a curdmudgeon”
A "curmudgeon" should not be confused with a "curdmudgeon" (curds + curdmudgeon), but there are jokes. "@BeerCurmudgeon cheese-curd-mudgeon" was posted on Twitter by…