"I don't want to startle anyone, but Becky on…

“I don’t want to startle anyone, but Becky on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by” was posted on X/Twitter by Tony P. on November 18, 2013. “I cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by” is a common saying—not “startling” at all—and Facebook is a place for it.

The Facebook joke has featured other names besides Becky. “I don’t want to startle anyone, but Amy on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by” was posted on X/Twitter by Tony P. on April 29, 2018. “I don’t want to startle anyone, but Todd on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by” was posted on X/Twitter by Tony P. on January 27, 2025.

X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I don’t want to startle anyone, but Becky on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by.
4:31 PM · Nov 18, 2013

X/Twitter
One Liner Jokes
@TopOneLiner
I don’t want to startle anyone, but Becky on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by.
4:43 AM · May 7, 2016

X/Twitter
【Vin】
@vinharris
What a surprise…Aunty Karen on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by…AND ME!! (I was on Speedballs, maybe she was too?)
3:29 PM · Apr 24, 2017

X/Twitter
Timo Neisho
@neishot
I don’t want to startle y’all, but Nangy on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by.
1:00 PM · Jul 2, 2017

X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I don’t want to startle anyone, but Amy on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by.
3:22 PM · Apr 29, 2018

X/Twitter
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@coolandthegangs
I don’t want to startle anyone, but Becky on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by.
🤣
#MondayMorning
4:27 AM · May 7, 2018

X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I don’t want to startle anyone, but Jennifer on Facebook cannot believe how fast the long weekend flew by.
8:22 PM · Jul 5, 2020

X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I don’t want to startle anyone, but Stacey on Facebook cannot believe how fast the long weekend flew by.
7:45 PM · May 31, 2021

X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I don’t want to startle anyone, but Janet on Facebook cannot believe how fast the long weekend flew by.
7:09 PM · Nov 28, 2021

X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I don’t want to startle anyone, but Megan on Facebook cannot believe how fast the long weekend flew by.
8:52 PM · May 30, 2022

X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I don’t want to startle anyone, but Ann on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by.
7:20 PM · May 14, 2023

X/Twitter
Tony P.
@Tbone7219
I don’t want to startle anyone, but Todd on Facebook cannot believe how fast the weekend flew by.
10:48 AM · Jan 27, 2025