“If you hear an onion ring, answer it”
"If you hear an onion ring, answer it" (or "If an onion rings, answer it") is a nonsense saying. "IF AN ONION RINGS ANSWER IT" was printed in the St. Louis (MO)…
Big Mango (Bangkok, Thailand nickname)
“If you hear that everybody is buying a certain stock, ask who is selling”
James Dines, editor of The Dines Letter (online investment advice), said in 1983: "If you hear that everybody is buying a certain stock, ask who is selling." The investment saying has…
“If you heard anything bad about me, believe all that shit and leave me the fuck alone”
"If you heard anything bad about me, believe all that shit and leave me the fuck alone" is a saying that has been printed on many images. "If you’ve heard anything bad about me,…
“If you hold a crab up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by a crab”
"If you hold a crab up to your ear, you can hear what it’s like to be attacked by a crab" is a jocular saying that has been printed on several images. The usual saying is that if you…
“If you hold a glass of beer to your ear, you can hear the weekend”
"If you hold a glass of beer to your ear, you can hear the weekend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If you listen really carefully when you hold a beer can…
“If you hold a glass of wine to your ear, you can hear the weekend”
"If you hold a glass of beer to your ear, you can hear the weekend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If you listen really carefully when you hold a beer can…
“If you hold a Margarita glass to your ear, you can hear the weekend”
"If you hold a glass of beer to your ear, you can hear the weekend" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. "If you listen really carefully when you hold a beer can…
“If you honk at me, I will cry” (bumper sticker)
"Please don't honk at me. I'll cry" (also "If you honk at me, I will cry" and "Please don't honk at me. I'm probably already crying") is a bumper…
“If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?”
"If you run/jog backwards, will you gain weight?" is a jocular question that has been included on many lists on one-line sayings. "If you jog backwards, will you gain weight?"…
“If you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will believe that it is stupid”
A popular quote, attributed to German-born physicist Albert Einstein (1879-1955), is: "Everybody is a genius. But if you judge a fish by its ability to climb a tree, it will live its whole…
“If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove. Your lawyer will thank you”
"If you keep a baseball bat in your car, also keep a glove. Your lawyer will thank you" is a jocular saying that has been printed on many images. Many people have a baseball bat in their…
“If you keep a beer in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face”
During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, people tried to avoid accidentally touching their face. "You know, if you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face" was…
“If you keep a drink in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face”
During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, people tried to avoid accidentally touching their face. "You know, if you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face" was…
“If you keep a glass of wine in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face”
During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, people tried to avoid accidentally touching their face. "You know, if you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face" was…
“If you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face”
During the 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic, people tried to avoid accidentally touching their face. "You know, if you keep a pie in each hand, you can’t accidentally touch your face" was…
“If you keep a sword in one hand and the decapitated head of an enemy in the other…”
The 2019–20 coronavirus pandemic caused people to avoid touching their faces. "If you keep a sword in one hand and the decapitated head of your enemy in the other, you won't touch your…
“If you kick me when I’m down, you better pray I don’t get up”
"If you kick me when I'm down, you better pray I don't get up" (or "Never kick me when I'm down, because when I get back up...you're fucked") is a saying…
“If you know beans about chili, you know that chili has no beans” (1976)
"If you know beans about chili, you know that chili has no beans" is a 1976 song by Ken Finlay, owner of the Cheatham Street Warehouse in San Marcos, Texas. The song has been sung at many…
“If you know how many calories are in your cinnamon bun, you’re eating it wrong”
Some people believe that the correct way to eat a cinnamon bun is not to think about the calories. This was posted on X/Twitter by bubble girl on March 13, 2015: "If you know how many calories…
“If you know how to cheat, start now”
When pitcher Ross Grimsley was with the Baltimore Orioles (1974-77), he had a very bad outing. Either Orioles Manager Earl Weaver (1930-2013) or Orioles Pitching Coach George Bamberger (1923-2004)…